" unplanned "

 [ "Unplanned Donation" ]

1: Coined during the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone / Capital Hill Occupy Protest on Jun 14th 2020. The act of give or have your money and possessions redistributed to the needy without consciously doing so.

  * e.g.,  ... CHAZ resident 1: This happened 2 hrs ago, and Im still recovering from the shock as all my valuables have been stolen. Came back from a walk to my tent and all my valuable items are gone. My laptop (16 inch MBP) , power banks, Cash of ~$400 and entire bang pack with my week's supplies are gone. CHAZ resident 2: Please don't leave. We are stronger together. You don't exactly know what happened to our belongings (only that they vanished), so to say it was theft is not entirely fair. It could be that a disadvantaged resident was in greater need of the items than you, and that's what we are about as a community. I know it is hard to hear this, but treat it as an unplanned donation. You did a good thing today. I'm proud of you. 

 [ "Rapid Unplanned Disassembly" ]

1: Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 202 Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up! Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness. Money can’t buy everything! This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff. That’s what she said!!!!!! It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question: “What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”. The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon. Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.

  * e.g.,  ... On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self. 

 [ "unplanned recreational activities" ]

1: Potentially sexual in connotation, but could also include an actual sport like tennis. But probably meaning doing the hokey pokey.

  * e.g.,  ... What does fun stuff mean? Unplanned recreational activities 

 [ "Unplanned Disassembly" ]

1: A way to say that a mechanical object or machine has been destroyed, often unexpectedly.

  * e.g.,  ... 1: "How did your controller break?" 

 [ "unplanned pregnancy" ]

1: When one male and one female accidentally make a baby

  * e.g.,  ... Son 1: Mommy, what's an unplanned pregnancy?