" premeditative "

 [ "premeditated shit" ]

1: a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it. Dude 2: Dude that was me! 

 [ "Premeditated Retardation" ]

1: The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

  * e.g.,  ... Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation. 

 [ "Premeditated Wanking" ]

1: Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.

  * e.g.,  ... "I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional" 

 [ "Premeditated Cheating" ]

1: To form an intent to carry out an act of cheating.

  * e.g.,  ... Phoenix, don't go back to him, he premeditated cheating on you. 

 [ "Premeditated Bromicide" ]

1: When a bro plans in advance the ending of a bromance with another bro.

  * e.g.,  ... Norad: Bro, I drove up to Mollys place over the weekend and I banged her. 

 [ "Premeditated Dicking" ]

1: The act of thinking out before hand how one is going to be a dick to another person.

  * e.g.,  ... When Dave put itching powder in Stan's underwear, which he had planned to do for weeks, it was a premeditated dicking. 

 [ "premeditated manslaughter" ]

1: Premeditated Manslaughter is when your lawyer conives your life into a living hell of their plundering your rights & assets bringing collateral damage to your family provoking you into re-action with the ultimate defence!

  * e.g.,  ... Mayuko: Did you hear about Big John McLintock QC who stripped one too many clients of their life savings and assets? 

 [ "premeditated infirmary" ]

1: The act of pretending to have symptoms of illness at work (i.e. excessive coughing, pretending to vomit) in an effort to convince everyone that you are really sick. This way when you play hookie on the monday after your weekend drinking binge your co-workers will believe that your calling-in-sick is legitimate.

  * e.g.,  ... Man #1: "Man, Ken sure is coughing a lot, and makes a point that everyone can hear it." 

 [ "premeditated self-defense" ]

1: Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense. 

 [ "Premeditated oral sex" ]

1: The act of premeditating(or thinking about) receiving or giving the best damn oral sex you'll ever have in your entire FUCKING life! So, you better know ahead of time if you're gonna do it.

  * e.g.,  ... You:I love premeditated oral sex!! Other person: Itss just not as good if you don't think about it first!