" impromptu "

 [ "impromptu" ]

1: Something that is made up on the spot and given little time to gather and present. Usually referring to speeches that are given only a few minutes to prepare for.

  * e.g.,  ... I had to write an impromptu speech about Anal Cancer in 3 minutes without using the word 'ass' 'anus' 'shit' or 'hair'. 

 [ "impromptu" ]

1: On the spot

  * e.g.,  ... When my chik walked in on me with my mistress, I had to make up an impromptu excuse for why my purple headed yogurt slinger was in her tuna taco. 

 [ "impromptu" ]

1: Something that is made up on the spot. Can also mean a speech that was made with little or no preparation.

  * e.g.,  ... The drug dealer had to come up with an impromptu excuse to his boss for losing the shipment of crack to the police. 

 [ "impromptu speech" ]

1: the ie definition of hell. impromptu speech takes lots of stress and crying and you shOULD NOT DO IT EVER AT ALL. you have two minutes to prep a five minute speech, of which the topics are categorized into quotes, concrete nouns, and current events. you better watch out for current events though, because a topic for one of them was "yoga pants are on the rise - is this good or bad?"

  * e.g.,  ... person a : "yo dude im going to go the ggsa ie #1 for impromptu so that i dont have to prep. 

 [ "impromptu peanutbutter sandwich" ]

1: when your kindof hungry, and someone suprises you with a peanut butter sandwich.

  * e.g.,  ... i was walking by the kitchen and i was like, holy shit. impromptu peanutbutter sandwich 

 [ "Impromptu Ding Dong" ]

1: Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.

  * e.g.,  ... I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it. 

 [ "Draculayu Makes Sending And Receiving Oral Sexual Intercourse Too Impromptu for draculayU" ]

1: Draculayu Makes Sending And Receiving Oral Sexual Intercourse Too Impromptu for draculayU

  * e.g.,  ... Draculayu Makes Sending And Receiving Oral Sexual Intercourse Too Impromptu for draculayU 

 [ "fun and impromptu" ]

1: What a guy says when he likes a girl back but he's too much of a pussy to do anything about it

  * e.g.,  ... Sam liked E, but instead of manning up and getting with her he said he just wanted something fun and impromptu 

 [ "fun and impromptu" ]

1: What you say you want when you don't have the (ball)s to get into a relationship even though you have feelings too

  * e.g.,  ... When Becky asked Alejandro if he wanted to date, he was scared, so he just said he wanted something "fun and impromptu". 

 [ "Impromptu Protein Party" ]

1: An expression meaning "to vomit."

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Hey, man, are you okay? I saw you head for the bushes earlier.