" typewriting "

 [ "typewriter" ]

1: an acient typing device your parents used after walking home from school through ten-foot snow drifts uphill both ways

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Karen! Look at this new typewriter i got! it even has automatic return! 

 [ "typewriter" ]

1: The act of pinning someone down and jamming your fingers into their collar bone, "typing", and then backhanding them to start a new line on the page. The processes is repeated as many times as desired.

  * e.g.,  ... "What happened to him?" 

 [ "Typewriter" ]

1: An automatic weapon. most often used on somebody (usually a batty boy) who tries to test a rudeboy, badman or original Jamaican dondadda

  * e.g.,  ... gunshot-a-ring, typewriter sing 

 [ "typewriter" ]

1: The act of pinning someone down, and using the tips of your fingers to type on their upper chest, tickling them tremendously.

  * e.g.,  ... "Bob, if you don't be quiet, I'm going to have to typewriter you!" 

 [ "typewriter" ]

1: the longest word that can be typed using only the top keys

  * e.g.,  ... typewriter- is that a COINCIDENCE? 

 [ "typewritering" ]

1: when you pin someone down and pretend to type on their chest, you then slap them at the end of every line, like when using a typewriter.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, you see that NERD let's typewriter his asss What did you get suspended for? 

 [ "typewriter" ]

1: A device with a keyboard that makes slapping sounds when you try to use it to connect to the internet.

  * e.g.,  ... Typical usage by a teenager: 

 [ "Typewriter" ]

1: any type of turtle who does favors for other turtles regardless of the other turtles gender or race/

  * e.g.,  ... Two turtles are taking a shower. One turtle drops the soap and asks the other turtle to pick up the soap. The other turtle retorts, "What do I look like, a TYPEWRITER!?! 

 [ "typewriter" ]

1: a word typed with only the top row of the keyboard.

 [ "Typewritering" ]

1: The action, at night, of lifting up your head and sweeping your pillow over, with your arm, to an area of lower temperature, much like a typewriter.

  * e.g.,  ... -'I couldn't fall asleep last night.' -'Why?' -'My pillow was really warm.' -'Oh, you should try Typewritering.' *BING*