" recording "

 [ "recording" ]

1: when fat pat masturbates

  * e.g.,  ... i can't come over because i am recording. 

 [ "For The Record" ]

1: A preface or add-on one might say to try to cover up self embarrassment, misfortune, or mistake.

  * e.g.,  ... "I feel off the balcony, but for the record, I was drunk." "For the record, I did NOT forget my tampon. It just fell out of my purse." "When are you going to do something around this house?? For the record, I've lightly dusted and barely vacuumed." 

 [ "recorder" ]

1: A wooden instrument invented in the Renaissance, which came to its height of popularity in the Baroque period. Many famous composers wrote music for the recorder, including Bach, Vivaldi, Telemann and Handel. The recorder has Several sizes ranging from the 'Garklein' which is about 5 inches long, to the 'Contrabass' whish is about 4 feet long. The instrument was re-popularized in the late 20th century as a device for teaching young children about music. Unfortunately, this leaves many under the impression that the recorder is not a "real" instrument, when in fact, it is a lovely, complex and difficult to master instrument. The recorder has many names- Flute a bec, in French, Flauto Dolce, in Spanish and Blocflute in German. Many times recorders are accompanied by harpsichords, whose ”ping” sound contrasts beautifully with the mellow sound of the recorder.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Do you play an instrument? 

 [ "record" ]

1: Another word for a song (mainly slang in the UK)

  * e.g.,  ... Ryan Tedder mentioned to radio-host Zach Sang, that his favourite record off the new album was "Kids" 

 [ "recorder" ]

1: Those plastic flutes that everyone got in 5th grade.

  * e.g.,  ... I could never play the recorder right 

 [ "record" ]

1: Record,12", Vinyl,Wax,frisbee(when rendered useless)A round piece of vinyl that has music on it. The audio information is written to a master record by a stylus. The master plate is then coated with gold.This record looks like the kind given to a artist for sales. The master is then used to press the records you buy. The master is a positiveof the record to be pressed(the grooves are actually ridges.)

  * e.g.,  ... I need to hit the store for some DJ records 

 [ "Recorder" ]

1: Satan's devil flute.

  * e.g.,  ... The high pitched squeal that a kid makes while playing a recorder. 

 [ "Records" ]

1: These weird-ass round things my ol' man keeps taking about.

  * e.g.,  ... "When I was your age, we didn't have CDs. We had records! And we liked 'em! And we had to walk uphill to the store, give them a pint of our blood, and walk back uphill home just to get one! And..." 

 [ "Recorder" ]

1: A flute, but for sixth graders

  * e.g.,  ... -There are actually professional recorderplayers! 

 [ "record" ]

1: a philanderer

  * e.g.,  ... That record I spun last night had some grove to her thang. 

 [ "record" ]

2: some one who engages in sex frequently or casually