" logging "

 [ "logging" ]

1: To beat your partner to death with your penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Sally: what the hell are you gonna do for our 50th anniversary 

 [ "logging" ]

1: When Russian ladies feel lonely, they do a massive shite, freeze it and at times of need, use it as a dildo, according to Manchipp.

  * e.g.,  ... So there I was, chillin with my hot Ruski Mama when all of a sudden and with no suggestion for me, she goes to the freezer and drags out this 13 inch shit and starts to masturdate using it. So obviously I said "what the hell are you doing" and she said, "Logging, it's all the range here in Russia" (but in Russian clearly, as she was russian) 

 [ "logging" ]

1: beating good debaters in varsity LD

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh no--I'm about to debate last year's TOC winner!" 

 [ "logging" ]

1: when some one does a huge shit, freezes it, and uses it as a dildo.

  * e.g.,  ... mostly used in Russia 

 [ "logging" ]

1: the sexual act of putting wood on your partners chest and cutting it in half with an axe

  * e.g.,  ... yeah my ex girlfreind was into some kinki shit she use to like logging with me. 

 [ "A-Logging" ]

1: A term used to describe one expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for someone, often including wishing them physical harm, usually for perceived "crimes" that they are "guilty" of.

  * e.g.,  ... Anthony LoGatto was A-Logging Chris when he said, "What Saddam did in the Gulf War was potatoes to what Chris has done." 

 [ "Log" ]

1: A very firm and large turd. Often the result of constipation that has caused several days worth of poo buildup. It can be very painful from stretching the hole much wider than normal. Other problems caused by logs can include getting stuck because of excessive thickness got one hanging and very extended times sitting on the toilet due to excessive length.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, what's taking so long in the toilet"? 

 [ "Logging" ]

1: When you do a massive turd and then get off the toilet and cut the turd in half with your pee. It takes some skill. Usually a tradition passed from father to son. As made famous in the episode of south park reverse cow girl

  * e.g.,  ... Jon: I put my flannel shirt on to lay a massive turd and then cut that log in half with my pee. James: wow man did your pappy teach you the tradition of logging? Will you pass it on to your son? 

 [ "log" ]

1:  The male gentialia.

  * e.g.,  ... "Get off my log!" 

 [ "log" ]

2:  A children's toy produced by fictional company Blammo!

  * e.g.,  ... "Action log, by Blammo!" 

 [ "Logging" ]

1: The act of when a man takes a huge dump in the toliet, then get up to urinate on the turd to cut it in half so it can flush down.

  * e.g.,  ... Sorry I was in the can for so long, I had to do a bit of logging to flush down the huge shit I took.