" couching "

 [ "couching" ]

1: V. To be on the couch chilaxing. See: chilaxing

  * e.g.,  ... I was too busy couching to eat, so I died. 

 [ "couching" ]

2: The very form of beign a couch potatoe

 [ "couching" ]

1: Couch, pillow, blanket, Netflix.

  * e.g.,  ... Leave me alone I'm couching. Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up? 

 [ "couching" ]

1: The act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. Such as making love and having sex on a couch. Also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh my god! Did you hear that Nick and Kim were couching last night, while Kim's mother was in the other room working?! 

 [ "couching" ]

1: Tying an old couch to the back of a truck in winter and sitting on it while it is pulled down a snowy road.

  * e.g.,  ... We had nothing else to do so Jeff proposed we go couching. 

 [ "couching" ]

1: the act of smoking a joint and or rolling a j.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, the people in the other room are couching up a storm. I couched on her stomach. 

 [ "couch to couch" ]

1: The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination. The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.

  * e.g.,  ... He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch. 

 [ "couched" ]

1: (adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

  * e.g.,  ... Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now. 

 [ "couch" ]

1: An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

  * e.g.,  ... couches are total ass magnets 

 [ "couch" ]

1: Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.

  * e.g.,  ... After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch. 

 [ "couch" ]

1: A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch. Is it ok if I crash at your place?