" turgid "

 [ "turgid" ]

1: The opposite of flaccid. To become very horny. Popping a huge boner

  * e.g.,  ... Brian was very turgid when he was running ahead of the group 

 [ "turgid" ]

1: adj. something that is gross or unseemly

  * e.g.,  ... Man, that is a turgid baby. 

 [ "Turgid" ]

1: a. L. turgidus, from turgere to swell. Distended beyond the natural state by some internal agent or expansive force; swelled; swollen; bloated; inflated; tumid; -- especially applied to an enlarged part of the body; as, a turgid limb; turgid fruit.

  * e.g.,  ... The peeled potato has become turgid because it has been left in water too long. Now its big and soft:P 

 [ "turgidity" ]

1: The consistency and form of a turd.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "just took a dump, the turgidity was peaking" 

 [ "Turgid" ]

1: A word used to describe something or someone annoying.

  * e.g.,  ... Catmur puting Stini's crutch on top of the coke machine = "turgid!" 

 [ "Turgid" ]

1: A very pregnant animal

  * e.g.,  ... That ewe is very turgid 

 [ "turgid reflex" ]

1: boner

  * e.g.,  ... I woke up with a turgid reflex this morning 

 [ "Turgid Guy" ]

1: A bald, overweight Asain monk who likes to wear a tight white shirt along with a pair of loose jeans which fall down quite often. He will shrink 2cm in the near future. (courtesy to LOP Inc)

  * e.g.,  ... OMG you are such a turgid Guy (eg Rehmat) 

 [ "Oral Turgidity" ]

1: Oral Turgidity is a condition that affects certain public and political persons such as Donald Trump. The condition is manifested through constant failure to put together a rational cogent statement, identifying opponents using childish nicknames, meandering confabulated statements and made up terms such as Covfefe.

  * e.g.,  ... Donald Trump suffeers from oral turgidity. He said “I will build a great wall—and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me—and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.” 

 [ "turgid-love-rocket" ]

1: A term usually reserved for the erect male member.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo! Tyrelle! Git your ass over here now and blow on my turgid-love-rocket till it bathes your sweet tonsils in cock custard