" tumescent "

 [ "tumescent" ]

1: A fancy scientific word describing an erection.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh my god, the way it grows tumescent when I stroke it!!! 

 [ "tumescent" ]

1: (V) The condition or state whereby his body part resembles the eggplant emoji. Eggplant emoji when used as an a description ... translated into professorial English.

  * e.g.,  ... When he pressed his body fully up against her it was obvious to her that he was tumescent. 

 [ "Tumescent" ]

1: swollen or becoming swollen, especially as a response to sexual arousal ;)

  * e.g.,  ... Jessica: Gerald, i'm so tumescent Gerald: It was the garlic bread wasn't it? 

 [ "tumescence" ]

1: The abstruse medical terminology for state of having a hard-on or a boner.

  * e.g.,  ... When I went to the doctor, he asked me if I had trouble achieving tumescence. I looked at him puzzled, and he said... "or in more common language, umm... can you get it up?" 

 [ "tumescence" ]

1: The process of erection in a man, whereby his penis gets stiffer and larger, and sometimes points away from the body at an angle. Adjective form: "tumescent." After sexual outlet, the reverse process is called "detumescence" (see listing). .

  * e.g.,  ... "It was a pretty normal tumescence, but it took longer than usual." "Maybe you've been having too much sex. Or it's just a consequence of getting older." . 

 [ "tumescence" ]

1: Chronic arousal without sexual fulfillment, to the point where one feels irritable, cranky, and not at all sexual or horny. A state of being unaware or unwilling to admit that a good dose of healthy gratifying sex would have one feel so much better.

  * e.g.,  ... Her extended visit certainly increased the overall tumescence in the household. 

 [ "maximum tumescence in repose" ]

1: As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.

  * e.g.,  ... Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!" 

 [ "maximum tumescence in repose" ]

2: The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.

  * e.g.,  ... Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose." 

 [ "maximum tumescence in repose" ]

3: Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.

 [ "Tumescent Tinnitus" ]

1: Tumescent Tinnitus are the chimes when thy dagger becometh thy sword.

  * e.g.,  ... In reference to the Tumescent Tinnitus: