" bloated "

 [ "bloated" ]

1: Used in computer terms to mean having way more features than you would ever use to the extent of slowing down the system

  * e.g.,  ... Microsoft Windows is a bloated Operating System 

 [ "bloated" ]

1: Bloated, means that you are feeling constipated, or feel like you have diarrhea, and then you let one rip, (A fart.) But it becomes a shart, (wet fart) .

  * e.g.,  ... Man, that person over there looks really bloated, eh? 

 [ "bloated" ]

2: You can also "That person/animal looks bloated." which means that they look really constipated.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah. 

 [ "bloating" ]

1: Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.

  * e.g.,  ... I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating. 

 [ "Bloated" ]

1: When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.

  * e.g.,  ... girl: I ate so much I am bloated 

 [ "bloat" ]

1: 1) Crap.

  * e.g.,  ... My new computer was loaded with a whole batch of free-to-try software. I immediately remove that sort of bloat when I see it. 

 [ "bloat" ]

2: 2) A lie.

 [ "bloat" ]

3: 3) Used in computer science to describe crappy software. See also: bloatware.

 [ "Bloated" ]

1: When someone eats a ton of food and their stomach expands

  * e.g.,  ... Scott had finished thanksgiving dinner with his dad. 

 [ "BLOAT" ]

1: Acronym for biggest loser of all time

  * e.g.,  ... You wack it three times a day into a Kleenex tissue. You’re a fucking BLOAT, dude. 

 [ "Bloat" ]

1: Bloat means to eat or can be used as a noun, in the describing of any kind of food. Derived from the word "bloated", which is, of course, the feeling that one gets once they've consumed a large amount of food.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah, bro...I just woke up from my nap. I'm gonna go grab some bloat and head over there." "I'm so hungry. I gonna go get some bloat at Taco Bell." 

 [ "Bloated" ]

1: Far bigger than appropriate; usually after a sudden gain of size.

  * e.g.,  ... Martino's cake factory put so many ingredients into their products that the end result was thousands of bloated cakes which couldn't even make the shelves of Kroger. 

 [ "Bloats" ]

1: A word commonly used by the skeets, meaning a lie. Probably derived from the real meaning of the word bloat (to swell up or inflate), which is normally applied to their tales.

  * e.g.,  ... Ayy, that's bloats, she disn't be riding yet, leek. 

 [ "Bloats" ]

2: Mind you, the skeets often use bloats to refer to things that often aren't bloated. Like their car.