" tanker "

 [ "tanker" ]

1: a MASSIVE shit.

  * e.g.,  ... marc: dude, i just dropped a huge deuce in your backyard.  

 [ "tanker" ]

1: An enormous pimple that can be spotted very easily to the naked eye.

  * e.g.,  ... GOD DAMN, look at that tanker on her forehead! 

 [ "tanker" ]

1: Self-absorbed senior citizen who drags their oxygen tank slowly through crowded public places, scolding and threatening anyone who tries to get around them. They usually voted with their dollars for NeoCon, Big-Tobacco candidates in the past, but now are voting for any Republicrat who promises to increase their Social Security benefits and give them free health care, knowing that they'll be dead before those bills come due.

  * e.g.,  ... I would've been on time for the team dinner party, but some tanker parked their Caddy across three spaces and then took 5 minutes just to get their scuba gear through the damned door. 

 [ "tanker" ]

1: To repost an article other than a HOTD on the Florida sportsman Forum

  * e.g.,  ... What that i hear in the distance.. YOuve been tankered 

 [ "tanker" ]

1: some one who can consume an enormous amount of alochol(usually beer)and still manage to play 5 games of beer pong at 4:30 in the morning.

  * e.g.,  ... "yo john,let's go make that tanker funnel 15 bud lights." 

 [ "tanker" ]

1: An adjective used to describe a large object. To compare to a "tanker ship".

  * e.g.,  ... That kid is a tanker. 

 [ "tanker" ]

1: A person who goes out with fat girls

  * e.g.,  ... god: what did you do last week? 

 [ "tanker" ]

1: a. A female of accententuated curvature to the point of obesity.

  * e.g.,  ... e.g. Goddamn! Look at that tanker! 

 [ "tankered" ]

1: Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".

  * e.g.,  ... He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered. 

 [ "Tanker" ]

1: The men, the myth, the legends. The toughest and roughest of all Army jobs. These men aren’t average men like Infantry or Cav scouts. They’re are the muscle of the US Army and stone cold killers. These men speak softly and carry a big stick. They can put more damage in the battle field in 2 minutes than any other grunt squad. They’re deadly in a tank and are also deadlier off the tank.

  * e.g.,  ... That man is a savage, yeah he must be a tanker.