" schooner "

 [ "schooner" ]

1: The standard sized beer glass (425ml) served in New South Wales, Australia.

  * e.g.,  ... Two schooners of New thanks mate. 

 [ "schooner" ]

1: a type of boat that was named so because sailors drink more than any-fucking-body....espcially the maritime lager schooner

  * e.g.,  ... any tall ship.  

 [ "schooner" ]

1: motorboating ass cheeks

  * e.g.,  ... I'm gonna schooner that stripper for a dollar 

 [ "Schooner" ]

1: A. Introduced in the 1950s, Schooner is a popular Maritime lager. Unique ester properties from special lager yeast and a special blend of North American hops deliver a clean, smooth taste. Schooner beer was named after the famous sailing ship the Bluenose II which was owned by the Oland family.

  * e.g.,  ... A. Ummmmm....Beer. 

 [ "Schooner" ]

2: B. Party tard grab one of my Schooner out da fridge!

  * e.g.,  ... B. "Yo! you best slap dat back in da sucka face, fore I bust a cap in your silly ass dome!" 

 [ "Schooner" ]

1: Fucking sexiest man alive.

  * e.g.,  ...  -Hey did you see (blank)'s new haircut? OMG he is sex in a can! -agreed! he is such a Schooner! 

 [ "Schooner" ]

2: has the cutest smile:)

 [ "Schooner" ]

3: with dimples!!

 [ "Schooner" ]

4: sexy sexy sexy

 [ "Schooner" ]

5: that is all

 [ "Schooner" ]

6: also...ABS:D

 [ "Schooner" ]

7: he is sex in a can.

 [ "schoonering" ]

1: #1

  * e.g.,  ... I Think SpiderMan Is Going To Do Some Schoonering Tonight 

 [ "schoonering" ]

2: The Action Of Getting Into One's Pants ..

 [ "schoonering" ]

3: #2

 [ "schoonering" ]

4: The Process Of Getting Into Ones Pants

 [ "schooner pooner" ]

1: The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner. 

 [ "corn schooner" ]

1: A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.

  * e.g.,  ... The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth. 

 [ "bamboo schooner" ]

1: Australian slang for a bong.

  * e.g.,  ...  Holy shit, look at Tim... He's turning Green! I think he might have had one to many bamboo schooners. 

 [ "Ghetto-Schooner" ]

1: any car that is riding on wheels so big that it looks like it has wagon wheels and has greater than normal ride hight.

  * e.g.,  ... That camaro with the 32"s is a Ghetto-Schooner