" stodge "

 [ "stodge" ]

1: Something sort of heavy and thick in the way of food, often devoid of any real nutritional content. Used often in Britain (for obvious reasons).

  * e.g.,  ... Bloke 1: "I say, Wallace, one can receive a free Pudsey Bear from the offer on the back of this ReddiBrek oatmeal box." 

 [ "stodge" ]

1: to smoke acigarette.

  * e.g.,  ... Fuck it, let's just stodge in the house. 

 [ "stodge" ]

1:  A grouchy old man.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Look at that old stodge! He looks like a turtle" 

 [ "stodge" ]

2:  A party pooper

  * e.g.,  ...  "Oh c'mon, don't be such a stodge!" 

 [ "stodge" ]

1: The dough cleaned out of the bowl at a bakery or bread-shop at the end of the day, then carefully wrapped and put in the dumpster where some economical person might retrieve it. Keeps for ages, is tasty, with sultanas, cheese, ham sometimes.

  * e.g.,  ... I don't have to buy stuff, I just get stodge every now and then. 

 [ "stodge" ]

1: mince and mash potatoe

  * e.g.,  ... mince onion and potatoes that have been boiled down to sludge, carrot stewed with lots of salt, lots = stodge, carrots optonal make huge pan and eat over the course of a week 

 [ "stodge" ]

1: typically white bread, but any type of bread which is incredibly doughy, unhealthy, "stodgy" and likely to clog your arteries, however, is unbelievably delicious and great with full fat butter. derived from Yorkshire

  * e.g.,  ... I would love a chip butty with butter and white stodge! 

 [ "stodge" ]

1: Stoned beyond the point of return.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Hey slow down beatch, you toke any more you gonna get stodgified' 

 [ "Stodge" ]

1: A derogatory term for someone who thinks that's they are god's gift to the earth

  * e.g.,  ... See that Owen guy, he's a total stodge 

 [ "stodging" ]

1: (the act of stodging)

  * e.g.,  ... Billy really likes this girl Kat, hes trying to convince her to get into stodging,, lets hope he eats plenty of fibre 

 [ "stodging" ]

2:  when a couple engage in swapping of faeces by one partner pointing their rear end into the air and using their fingers to "splay" open their arsehole, the other partner then proceeds to stand over and squeeze out a shit into their partners open ass. for pleasure

 [ "stodging" ]

1: can be used in many different ways, usually used to explain hard sex.

  * e.g.,  ... e.g (i was totally stodging that bitch all nite last nite bruv). also can be used in sentances like i got stodged outa my head last nite. :)