" stick-in-the-mud "

 [ "stick-in-the-mud" ]

1: A person who is dull and unadventurous and who resists change. Conservative.

  * e.g.,  ... Her fun-loving boyfriend had become her stick-in-the-mud husband. 

 [ "stick in the mud" ]

1: Someone who prefers to allow things of seeming enjoyment pass them by

  * e.g.,  ... The time has come to thicken the blood // 

 [ "stick in the mud" ]

2: Someone who prefers to "stick" (stay, remain) in the "mud" (a metaphor for despression and unhappiness)

  * e.g.,  ... and make no mistake i'm a stick in the mud // 

 [ "stick in the mud" ]

3: derived from "to stick in the mud" ..

 [ "stick in the mud" ]

1: In other words "a killjoy".

  * e.g.,  ... Be sure to join in enthusiastically with a sanguine's activities and ideas and above all, don’t be a stick in the mud! 

 [ "stick in the mud" ]

1: a stuffy, old fashioned person

  * e.g.,  ... Your uncle is such a stick in the mud. 

 [ "Stick in the Mud" ]

1: A person who won't ever let you have fun

  * e.g.,  ... Why you gotta be such a stick in the mud? 

 [ "Stick in the mud" ]

1: When you are having anal sex and her shit splatters all over your dick

  * e.g.,  ... I waz havin sex with ma gurl and she was sayin if i wanna put my stick in the mud 

 [ "stick in the mud" ]

1: When you tuck your cock back under and poop on it.

  * e.g.,  ... I had to pull a Stick in the Mud before I was ready to give her the Cleveland Steamer.  

 [ "stick in the mud" ]

1: Giving someone anal sex.

  * e.g.,  ... I was stirring the tuna casserole when I popped-out and accidentally gave her a stick in the mud. 

 [ "Stick In the Mud" ]

1: Is a nickname for gay sex

  * e.g.,  ... John and Obama were doing the stick in the mud routine, when i opened the door.  

 [ "stick in the mud" ]

1: when somebody takes a dump on their hand,gets a boner and jacks off using the shit as lubricant

  * e.g.,  ... "i got a stick in the mud from stephanie booth"