" stead "

 [ "Stead" ]

1: Slang for huge dick. No, you don't me. I mean a HUGE dick. I mean take this ungodly lump of flesh right? Drop it, and you will cause another earthquake that'll send Haiti back to the stone age. But seriously, if you have a 'Stead' you can use it as a pole vault, to turn of your lights, to steal chips in stores and to look at answers from across the room during a test. They should rename the word kilometer to stead, because it's the same length.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy runs up and punches a guy with a 'Stead' Guy: HAHAHA I punched you and you wont catch me cause I'm driving away in my car! *drives* Guy with a 'Stead' takes off his pants and uses his huge ass dick to pick up the car and throw it. Guy with Stead: FUCK YA! 

 [ "STEAD" ]

1: a word to replace legend

  * e.g.,  ... he is STEAD 

 [ "The Stead" ]

1: Nickname For Hempstead, New York aka Stead City.

  * e.g.,  ... Chyea i saw mah nigga j-roc in the stead tha otha day we smoked a fat blunt then robbed a convience store 

 [ "Stead" ]

1: Short-form for "Going Steady" - Dating, or refering to BF/GF

  * e.g.,  ... Q: Do you have a stead? 

 [ "Stead" ]

1: A stead is a fat old creepy nerd who yells at kids and abuses them

  * e.g.,  ... “Did u see that fat old dude” “yeah he’s a massive stead” 

 [ "Stead" ]

1: A place where someone who is not you lives.

  * e.g.,  ... Leave his stead! It's not yours! 

 [ "Da Stead" ]

1: A hood in Nassau, Long Island( Hempstead,Long Island

  * e.g.,  ... I'm from Da Stead nigga 

 [ "jonny stead" ]

1: The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer

  * e.g.,  ... I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up 

 [ "Stead (vt)" ]

1: 1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely bugger all other than circulating funny emails

  * e.g.,  ... 1)I think I'll Stead today 

 [ "Stead (vt)" ]

2: 2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) I'm having a steady sort of day today. Got any nurofen? 

 [ "Stead-Pollard Rating" ]

1: This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10! Face Smile Tits Arse Legs Personality Intelligent Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1) Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1) 10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?" Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?" Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!" Face = 1 Smile = 0.5 Tits = 1 Arse = 0 Legs = 0.5 Personality = 1 Intelligent = 0.5 Slutiness Scale = 1 Drinking Ability = 0.5 An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5 Total = 5 Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"