" backstop "

 [ "backstop" ]

1: If your subway stop is full of commuters, and the trains pulling in are full, you get on a train going in the opposite direction in order to board one stop earlier. Guaranteeing yourself a spot on the train.

  * e.g.,  ... The trains and the platform were packed, so I backstopped, and got on the next train no problemo. 

 [ "Billy Backstop" ]

1: The act of cramming any foreign object into your anal orifice.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey man, I wouldn't put more paper towels on that without washing it first... i used that as my billy backstop. 

 [ "Chicago backstop" ]

1: When a female eats a large meal of mexican food than takes laxatives. Then right before discharging, the man fucks her anally in an attempt to prevent defication.

  * e.g.,  ... I took my lady to Toxic Hell last night and gave her a Chicago Backstop later. 

 [ "backstop of a football team" ]

1: What any hardcore feminist or otherwise domineering woman ought to be.

  * e.g.,  ... Have I told you about my 7th grade Remedial English teacher? She ought to be the backstop of a football team. 

 [ "Irish backstop" ]

1: A sexual position similar to a Dallas filet (aka anal reverse cowgirl), except that the woman sticks her arms out behind her and the man grasps her hands in his, with their fingers interlaced; this allows him to support and guide her movements, and signals intimacy. A recommended starter position for anal novices. Can also be performed by two men, by two women with a strap-on, or by a man and woman in reversed roles with the aid of a strap-on.

  * e.g.,  ... "OMG, I just walked in on Colleen doing the Irish backstop with Seamus!" 

 [ "The old Irish backstop" ]

1: Sexual term for when you promise to pull out before you nut then change your mind and stay inside

  * e.g.,  ... Gave my mrs the old Irish backstop last night