" spindling "

 [ "spindle" ]

1: A term of endearment, as well as mockery often used in conjunction with the word prick.

  * e.g.,  ... Alright spindle are you coming out tonight? Or are you gonna stay in and be a spindle prick? HONK! 

 [ "spindles" ]

1: Skinny legs or somthing along those lines

  * e.g.,  ... haha look at them spindles 

 [ "spindle" ]

1: n. a person that plays the drums. Joe Fitzgerald.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo, spindle, get me a beat! 

 [ "The Spindle" ]

1: An intresting piece of art in Berwyn, Illinois (a suburb of Chicago). Completed in 1989, it featured 8 cars on a giant metal stake with a purple Volkswagon Beetle on the top. The sculpture gained national attention when it was featured in the 1992 film Wayne's World. In 2007 the stripmall/plaza where the Spindle was located decided to tear it down to build a new Walgreen's pharmacy (replacing the already existing one due to the fact it lacked a drive-thru), even though there were other multiple locations to put it (they could've just simply made one out of the store's abandoned liqour section). Protests kept the demolition of it at bay for months until May 2, 2008 when the sculpture came down. The Walgreen's was completed in 2009, upsetting many residents because the Walgreen's final location did not enroach where the Spindle once stood.

  * e.g.,  ... I was able to get a picture of the spindle before it was destroyed because this nation is just too obese and can't walk a few yards to pick up there medicine. 

 [ "Spindles" ]

1: When you’re being railed and your limbs suddenly go numb so to get the feeling back he slaps you around the face with his dick.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night my girl got spindles so I had to use a turkey slap. 

 [ "Black spindle" ]

1: One of the best Snipers of destiny In TKK Usually Obtaining it from the daily story mission Lost to light

  * e.g.,  ... Hey i just got the Black spindle i am so happy! 

 [ "spindle tree" ]

1: band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.

  * e.g.,  ... rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us 

 [ "Bone and Spindle" ]

1: When your partner uses your penis like Survivor man trying to start a fire with a stick.

  * e.g.,  ... I had four girls practice the Bone and Spindle on me last night, and now I need a skin graft. 

 [ "Spindle Sander" ]

1: When engaging in sex on the beach, the male will inconspicuously dip his genitals into the sand and then proceed with penetration in an act of spite.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro, did you hear what Josh did on vacation? He got into an argument with his girlfriend and used the ole spindle sander on her when they “went for a walk on the beach” later that night. She came back to the hotel walking like a cowboy. 

 [ "Mr Spindles" ]

1: An eight foot tall being of pure darkness born from mans hubris who is an imaginary friend of a young girl with matted black hair dressed like a Victorian doll, most likely possessed and covered in blood. Mr Spindles is most likely not imaginary and a real demon who's probably waiting for its next victim to play with a Ouija board and get their child and possibly themselves possessed or at least haunted for most likely forever.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm probably not gonna sleep tonight knowing that Mr Spindles is probably waiting for me under my bed to grab my ankle while it dangles down by the side of my bed since my cat farted and started global warming and even the paint on my walls started melting.