" impaling "

 [ "impaling" ]

1: the act of forcing a sharp object through the body until it reaches the other side

  * e.g.,  ... The man got bamboo growing through his body , the excutioner was traumatized after impaling him 

 [ "Impale" ]

1: To drive a long, sharp object, like a harpoon or a spear, through someone's body so that they are attached to it. Often fatal. Attach the instrument to a wall for further amusement.

  * e.g.,  ... "I impaled him with my magnificent weapon. You heard me..." 

 [ "Impale" ]

1: A way of Torture where a sharpen sick is stabbed through a person and that person is hoisted up or a blunt wooden pole or stake is shoved up someones rectum and the victim is hoisted up, painfully slow death. Made famous by Vlad the impaler.

  * e.g.,  ... Did Jeff just get impaled? 

 [ "Impale" ]

1: To insert (usually in a rough manner) a large object or penis into a body cavity. To stab with a large object.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "How was your night last night" 

 [ "impaled" ]

1: The term used by men with a large cock to describe exactly why their girlfriend/wife/mistress has an impaired ability to walk correctly. Same term can be used by women to acurately describe how hung their boyfriend/husband/affair is.

  * e.g.,  ... Men: I fucking impaled that chick last night. She won't walk right for days. Women: Omg, like, he took his massive shaft, and like, impaled me with it. I am so sore. I want more! 

 [ "Impaler" ]

1: Term used to identify a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or greater(that is an exageration stressing the size)

  * e.g.,  ... Dude that guy, has a massive wang, he could like, impale 10 chics on that thing, we should call him the impaler 

 [ "impaler" ]

1: The nick-name given to a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or larger(this is an exageration stressing the size)

  * e.g.,  ... dude, that guy has a massive wang, he could like impale 10 chics on that thing 

 [ "Impaled" ]

1: Laid, banged, lucky

  * e.g.,  ... Ohhhh, guess who's getting impaled tonight 

 [ "impale" ]

1: to insert (or have inserted) a very large dick inside of a female

  * e.g.,  ... I impaled my girl so good she can't walk today. 

 [ "The Impaler" ]

1: A man with a large/thick penis whose superior genetics allows him to thouroughly dominate the opposite sex. The sometimes rough and repeated pounding of her guts with The Impaler's shaft may leave the woman sore the next day(s).

  * e.g.,  ... Oh my gosh, I'm like, so sore. The Impaler crushed my insides last night.