" gangling "

 [ "gangling" ]

1:  to masturbate like your life depends on it. to have sex with someone. or to do gangle or ganglie activities; see gangle definition to see what gangle activities are.

  * e.g.,  ... “this little gangle kept gangling while we were hanging out and it was very offensive to real gangles” 

 [ "Gangled" ]

1: Extremely drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... He came in gangled on a Sunday. What a douchbag. 

 [ "Gangles" ]

1: Any form of gastrointestinal distress including bloating, gurgles, cramps, turtle pops, short shits, or diarrhea.

  * e.g.,  ... "I need a shitter quick, I've got the Gangles." 

 [ "Gangle" ]

1: A person who is awkward and has disproportionate features including a very large head, slime body and long arms. Gangles have almost no control over their body due to lack of coordination. Gangles also usually are able to touch their knees even when standing straight up and touch things without out moving from extraordinarily long distances. Usually they are male and are often subject to ridicule. Ganglevitis is said to infect Gangles, although it is a made-up disease similar to Gingervitis. The myth is that it infects people causing there body to grow into funny and gangly shapes also destroying their souls.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow Chris is such a gangle! Look at how far he can reach and the way he has almost no coordination whatsoever! 

 [ "Gangle" ]

1: the cutest character in the Amazing Digital Circus. No questions. She's cute, she's silly, she's sad, literal peak of cuteness in any character

  * e.g.,  ... Jax: "Well then, that leaves crybaby (Gangle) and hooha (KInger) together to handle the Zooble situation." Ragatha: Do you think pairing them up together is a good idea? Jax: Of course, they're the two most mentally stable and capable characters to be paired up together. Kinger: *shakes uncontrollably in ps1 style* 

 [ "Gangled" ]

1: Verb. Navy slang for getting royally ass fucked and chewed out.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, we just almost hit that buoy and LT just fuckin gangled us"!!! "Good luck on watch, hope you don't get gangled!!" 

 [ "Gangled" ]

1: Completely exhausted, spent, all awkward and begaggled. Feeling as though your limbs are gangly and achy. Also a state of being extremely intoxicated.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm so gangled from work, could go for an export" "I'm getting so gangled tonight, definitely spending some time in the gutter" 

 [ "Gangles" ]

1: Any form of gastrointestinal distress including bloating, gurgles, cramps, turtle pops, short shits, or diarrhea.

  * e.g.,  ... "I need a shitter quick, I've got the Gangles." 

 [ "Gangle" ]

1: A lanky entity with a lack of limb coordination, spatial awareness, social propriety or vocal volume control.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, that guy, who just tripped on his own feet and then sat on his own head, after making loud inappropriate remarks to my friends, is such a gangle. 

 [ "gangle" ]

1: a twinky boy that wears glasses and drinks tea. he also pees a lot and will cry if you hate him. he likes to think he’s a cowboy and will also cry if you tell him he’s not. he also likes to pretend to be a peasant sometimes.

  * e.g.,  ... “omg look at that gangle prancing around the woods like a baby deer.”