" smarty "

 [ "smarty" ]

1: A person trying to act smart but ending up being an idiot.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't try to be a smarty. Act smart. 

 [ "smarty" ]

1: A smarty is a smart person.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, you know him? He's a smarty. 

 [ "smarty" ]

1: when you get a blow job during an academic endeavor, such as studying, listening to motzart, or at the library

  * e.g.,  ... i am hella horny but i have so much homework to do; i could really use a smarty 

 [ "smarty" ]

1: A person who scores hatricks in the Olympics. To score three goals once is a Hatrick the second Hatrick is considered a SMARTY.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man one Hatrick is crazy to get but to get a smarty that's unbelievable. 

 [ "Smartiful" ]

1: Smart and Beautiful

  * e.g.,  ... She is the most smartiful girl in the world 

 [ "Smartied" ]

1: To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me. 

 [ "smarties" ]

1: Ecstasy pills

  * e.g.,  ... Stella asks, "My old man's having a party tonight and he needs some smarties. I know it's a liberty, but I thought you might know someone." 

 [ "Smartie" ]

1: One of the smartest people on the planet. Aka Mocha boy / Wannabe gangster. He is so attractive. Likes to wear Ray Ban sunglasses. Is a great programmer and mathematician. He is very calm and doesn't get mad easily, but if he does beware! Smartie is a great person to talk to, and you might be surprised by how much he knows! He doesn't simp for anyone, and everyone simps for him.

  * e.g.,  ... This guy is so hot and smart, he is such a Smartie! 

 [ "Smarty" ]

1: A nickname for a person of great intelligence, often a women with strong features, extremely beautiful and exotic.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, Smarty, what's new? I missed you." 

 [ "smarties" ]

1: Yummy sweets!

  * e.g.,  ... Oi! You! Off my smarties! 

 [ "smarties" ]

2: Like chocolate m & ms but sweeter. Found in Britain.

 [ "smarties" ]

3: They come in the colours blue, red, pink, yellow, green and brown.

 [ "smarties" ]

4: It is well known that red smarties contain crushed beetles, pink ones can be used as lipstick when wet, orange ones taste of orange and blue ones send you hyper :)