" smart-assed "

 [ "The Smart Ass" ]

1: Basically a Moscow Mule with Smart Energy Shots added to it. Found in the San Francisco Bay Area. 2 oz Premium Vodka 1 oz Smart Energy Shots 1 oz lime juice 8 oz Premium Ginger Beer — in San Francisco.

  * e.g.,  ... Walks in to the bar..."I'll have the Smart Ass!) 

 [ "smart ass" ]

1: Someone who is sacastic, in a cutting yet witty manner. A person capable of making a remark that could be interpreted as a insult or a joke depending on the sensitivity of the listener and the specific situation. A smart ass is not necessarily a bad person just usually perceptive. ( For terms to refer to an offensive, cruel and asinine person see Jerk, Asshole , idiot, fool etc.)

  * e.g.,  ... We were out the other night at the club when this jerk tried to pick up Nick's girlfriend, rather than fight he calmly stepped in and said, 'Look buddy you mother is could never be this PHAT (pretty hot and tempting) you gotta face only a mother could love. Nick's such a smart ass. 

 [ "smart ass" ]

1: Someone who uses sarcasm to make witty points.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh that was smart ass-ness? I would have never guessed! 

 [ "Smart Ass" ]

1: Someone Who This They Know EVERYTHING

  * e.g.,  ... There are a lot of smart ass in this class 

 [ "Smart-ass" ]

1: What Joe Biden thinks you are if you ask him to lower the U.S. citizens' tax burden.

  * e.g.,  ... While visiting Kopp's frozen custard shop in Milwaukee where smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin was on duty, Vice President Joe Biden was sampling some of the tasty treats. Biden: "What do I owe you for the delicious custard?" Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: “Don’t worry, it’s on the house. … Lower our taxes and we’ll call it even.” Biden: “Why don’t you say something nice instead of being a Smart–ass all the time?” Smart-ass Custard Shop Manager Scott Borkin: (Thinking) This motherfucker just lost my vote. 

 [ "smart ass" ]

1: an ass that has a higher than average intelligence.

  * e.g.,  ... one that exports money. 

 [ "smart ass" ]

1: n. A condition whereby the desire to defecate is directly proportional to the distance one is from their home. The usual explanation is pyschologial repression of bowel movements when one is out.

  * e.g.,  ... I was fine all night, but just as I pulled into my driveway, I had the overwhelming urge to drop the kids off at the pool. 

 [ "smart ass" ]

2: Not to be confused with smartass.

 [ "Smart Ass" ]

1: One who's ass has a higher IQ than their head despite how brilliant they may be in other areas. Usually they are powerless to stop their annoying behavior.

  * e.g.,  ... hehe sorry. I can't help it. I'm a smart ass. 

 [ "smart ass" ]

1: better than a dumb ass

  * e.g.,  ... ... 

 [ "smart ass" ]

1: an ass that can sit on ice cream and tell u wat flaver it is

  * e.g.,  ... Wat a smart ass i wish i had it.