" skiff "

 [ "skiff" ]

1: A very light covering

  * e.g.,  ... a skiff of snow fell over-night 

 [ "skiff" ]

1: Another word for a yacht.

  * e.g.,  ... "Turn this skiff around!" 

 [ "skiff" ]

1: running your index finger along your arse crack and wiping the residue on the top lip of your intended victim, resulting in 10-20 minutes of shitty, sweaty odour.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh my god you fucker, you skiffed me, that fucking stinks" 

 [ "Skiff" ]

1: A secure private room for meetings, typically about confidential topics.

  * e.g.,  ... How about we talk about this topic in the Skiff instead? We don't want others eavesdropping. 

 [ "Skiff" ]

1: To wipe one's penis around the edge of a cup, usually containining tea, before giving it to someone one does not like.

  * e.g.,  ... "I hope you've not skiffed that tea Jones!" 

 [ "Skiff" ]

2: It is a term used largely in the British Army where new recruits or private soldiers are forced to brew up for lance corporals, corporals, sergeants etc... Skiffing the tea makes the tea brewer feel better about having to make the twat some tea in the first place.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jones, make four brews, unskiffed!" 

 [ "Skiff" ]

1: (verb) - To appear in favor of an activity until the opportunity to participate in the activity is present.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: "You want to get high this weekend?" 

 [ "Skiff" ]

1: ) To avoid or ignore a person. ) The act of purposely excluding one from a conversation, usually while the person is standing right there.

  * e.g.,  ... Terry: "Hey, James, did you see how sexy Rachel looked yesterday?" Blake: "Who's Rachel?" James: "Terry, she was looking fresh! I definitely wanna tap dat." Blake: "Guys, who is Rachel?" Terry: "James, you ain't going to tap that before I do!" Blake: "Please don't skiff me...." 

 [ "Skiff" ]

1: A small boat;

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey bro, do you have enough left for me AND my girl?" 

 [ "Skiff" ]

2: crumb sack; only enough product left for personal consumption;

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I would if I could, but I only got a SKIFF left and taking it to the face. 

 [ "Skiff" ]

3: Tiny amount of substance;

 [ "Skiff" ]

4: Not enough to share

 [ "Skiff" ]

1: Skiffing somebody is just wiping your butt with you hand and slapping somebody with it

  * e.g.,  ... Brandon & Cody will skiff Kenny after school. 

 [ "Skiff" ]

1: A very shallow person who is annoying and petty, but thinks they are cool.

  * e.g.,  ... Lola: Ew, I can't believe you're wearing those shoes today. Don't sit with us.