" tugboat "

 [ "tugboat" ]

1: An un-attractive girl that attractive girls often surround themselves with.

  * e.g.,  ... "You see that corker over there? I don't stand a chance with her, but I could probably nail one of her tugboats without too much effort" 

 [ "tugboat" ]

2: The mutually beneficial arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. The unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher quality male scraps the attractive girl draws in.

 [ "tugboat" ]

3: Named after a long, graceful ocean liner surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.

 [ "tugboat" ]

1: While 2 guys are docking, a 3rd male or female uses one hand to jerk both off at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: "Oh man I caught Donny and Chris docking last night. Instead of making it awkward, I just joined in and gave 'em the ol' tugboat." 

 [ "tugboat" ]

1: The act of passing gas in one area and unknowingly pulling the odor into another area via ones pants / skirt / under garments.

  * e.g.,  ... KT: "Jeesh Robbie, did you just fart in my office?"  

 [ "tugboat" ]

1: When a female or male give a man a handjob while in the bath tub or hot tub when it is full of water. In this situation, the hand would be the tugboat whilst the penis represents the boat being tugged.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, when we got home, we decided to relax and get in the hot tub and she totally gave me a tugboat! 

 [ "tugboat" ]

1: While outboarding a man, you give them a reach around or handjob.

  * e.g.,  ... My gym teacher let me skip ourn fitness test because I gave him a tugboat, and I think it was a fair trade. 

 [ "tugboat" ]

1: a boat that tugs.

  * e.g.,  ... *+-_^:. wELcoMe to #netsplit Cactuar hOw mAy i Be oF aaSiTenCE? | IF you aRE a TUGBOAT, NO ASSISETNEC MAY ASSITED. SaVe the yETTIS 

 [ "tugboat" ]

1: -noun A man who habitually dates large women. Also known as a chubby chaser.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy's a real tugboat, always bringing the big ones home. 

 [ "tugboat" ]

1: A women with abnormally large breasts that wears an abnormally small shirt. Preferably of brazilin heritage.

  * e.g.,  ... Tugboat at six o'clock!!! 

 [ "tugboat" ]

1: act of grabbing a man's testicles and GENTLY moving them away from his body to elongate ejaculation

  * e.g.,  ... He lasted a longer because she gave him tugboat  

 [ "tugboat" ]

1: a fat chick with soft, supple hands, usually dimpled at the knuckles, who is skilled in the art of hand jobs

  * e.g.,  ... "You should have seen this fat chick the other night at the bowling alley -a total tugboat -I bet she gives great handjobs!