" schedules "

 [ "schedule" ]

1: Being forced to do something you don't really want to do or having unwanted obligations. Usually refers to a controlling girlfriend.

  * e.g.,  ... Nicole wants me to go with her to see some chick flick on Saturday night. It's all one big schedule with her. 

 [ "Scheduler" ]

1: Chubby middle age goober, easily irritated usually from Philly, also referred to as scheduling dickhead, prick, homo, ect. Sexually frustrated and some times happy go lucky guy.

  * e.g.,  ... That scheduling dickhead have me working late on my Friday. 

 [ "Schedulitis" ]

1: A serious condition in which one's schedule has becomes inflamed, causing extreme pain, fatigue, and stiffness of the calendar.

  * e.g.,  ... Mary: "Hey Bob! Can you do happy hour on Wednesday? " 

 [ "The Schedule" ]

1: A way of describing that you are taking a dump once a day.

  * e.g.,  ... Julian: Dude, I'm back on the schedule. 

 [ "Schedule" ]

1: List of things in order of when you will do it

  * e.g.,  ... Guys schedule: 

 [ "schedule" ]

1: Urban slang for a controlled substance regulated under the Controlled Substance Act. The substances are listed in a series of "schedules" numbered I through V, depending on when it was first subjected to federal regulation. These substances can be found at 21 C.F.R. § 1308 et seq.

  * e.g.,  ... "The five-oh came a'runnin' to pick up dem hoppers slangin' on the corners, but dey stopped me, and I had'a'had a little schedule in my pocket I forgot about." 

 [ "schedulely" ]

1: On the regular schedule; sometimes; when I feel like it

  * e.g.,  ... I'm on my schedulely diet. 

 [ "schedule" ]

1: A word often effiminitely mispronounced by elitists or pseudo-elitists, often faking, or using a real, British accent. The pronunciation of this word is: 'sKedyool' as opposed to the artsy and stupid: 'sHedyool.'

  * e.g.,  ... 'sh' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound: 

 [ "schedule" ]

2: Proof of this finding is two fold. Firstly there is NO other commonly used, non-generic, English word which starts with 'sch' pronounced with the 'sh' sound. Secondly, any 'sh' word in the English language starts with those same two letters: 'sh' - for those reading this who pronounce 'schedule' 'sKedyool' I had to repeat the obvious!

  * e.g.,  ... shoe, shot, shit, should, sheik, shook, shoot, shew, shrew, shrewed, shell, she, shore, shone, shop, shall, sheep, sheen +++ 

 [ "SCHEDULATE" ]

1: To coordinate schedules or calendars in order to set an appointment, event, or the like.

  * e.g.,  ... We need to speak to the rest of the family so we can schedulate the reunion. 

 [ "schedule" ]

1: Jeff Foxworthy redneck word for scared you

  * e.g.,  ... If you ever saw a ghost that schedule so bad you'd shit in your pants