" prose "

 [ "prose" ]

1: Ordinary speech or writing, without metrical structure.

 [ "prose" ]

2:  Commonplace expression or quality.

 [ "prose" ]

3:  Roman Catholic Church. A hymn of irregular meter sung before the Gospel.

 [ "prose" ]

1: (proz) n. a supposedly sophisticated way to insult someone else's attempts to write poetry, on IRC #poetry channels the way one lets other people know one considers what they presented as a poem did not meet the minimum standard.

  * e.g.,  ... "... but is that really poetry? It seems more like prose." 

 [ "Ballistic Prose" ]

1: Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers. {An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

  * e.g.,  ...  'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!" {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose." 

 [ "purple prose" ]

1: a term used to describe literature where the writing is unnecessarily flowery. it means that the writer described the situation (or wrote the entire book, passage, etc) using words that are too extravagant for the type of text, or any text at all. basically, over-describing something. with stupid words.

  * e.g.,  ... normal writing: 

 [ "prose-yak" ]

1: Poorly-written, non-lyrical poetry -- which you should never listen to while driving, or operating heavy machinery.

  * e.g.,  ... I tried to stay focused, but after a half-hour of that never-ending prose-yak, my brain switched to Stand By.  

 [ "Purple Prose" ]

1: Purple prose is a type of writing in which the author uses very flowery, descriptive, and unnecessary words in the middle of mundane passages. The words (or descriptions) add nothing to the story and are typically incorporated because the author is not a very good writer to begin with and felt the need to add superfluous imagery to make up for that. "Twilight" and "Fifty Shades of Grey" are prime examples of purple prose.

  * e.g.,  ... "The novel is full of purple prose because the author uses a bunch of flowery and superfluous adjectives that distract the reader from the story line." 

 [ "T-prose" ]

1: Asserting dominance through the medium of prose

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo, this novel is so good" 

 [ "Prose Vomit" ]

1: When you need to expel pent-up emotions and you do it with an attempt at creatively written words.

  * e.g.,  ... Jen had no one to share her feelings with so she turned to her journal and prose vomited out her heart — and found some relief. 

 [ "Brilliant prose" ]

1: Text so dense, dull, and filled with words that haven't been used for three hundred years that no one can comprehend it, let alone object to it.

  * e.g.,  ... I was arguing with some dude on the internets the other day, but he had such brilliant prose there was no way i could win. 

 [ "purple prose" ]

1: Writing that is so pretentious and extravagant that it sounds like the author is full of themselves and distracts the reader from the actual story itself.

  * e.g.,  ... The Creepypasta "Blood Whistle" has so much purple prose that it makes it look like the author has never played a violent video game in his life.