" metrical "

 [ "metric" ]

1: A) The metric system; a system used to measure/weigh things.

  * e.g.,  ... A) That truck weighs 1 metric tonne. 

 [ "metric" ]

2: B) A Canadian indie band.

  * e.g.,  ... B) Metric's CD kick butt! 

 [ "metric" ]

1: Horrible band consisting of a bunch of retards. 60% of the reason they suck

  * e.g.,  ... Char: Oh my god! Metric rocked! 

 [ "metric" ]

2: is because they suck dicks on the side to pay rent, the other 40% is that they're Canadian. Not saying all Canadians suck, just the semi-sucessful ones.

  * e.g.,  ... Ben: No, Metric is gay, besides, I hear they suck live. 

 [ "Metric" ]

1: A kickass Canadian Indie band. Emily Haines (the lead singer) redefines awesome. Finally, the Canadians made something Americans will love.

  * e.g.,  ... Randy: "I just bought Metric's newest album. I love it." 

 [ "metric" ]

1:  A system of measurement that makes more sense, is easier to comprehend and is standardized such that it is awesome to use.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see me get a hole in one? METRIC!! 

 [ "metric" ]

2:  An adjective that describes something as making more sense, better, and/or more awesome than any other possibility.

 [ "metric" ]

1: Chill, euphoric, awesome. Better than the usual. Something similar to the feeling of an awesome rave. Probably drawn from the idea that the metric system is "better" than other systems.

  * e.g.,  ... A$AP Rocky: How was that young party last night? Lil Wayne: Yo dawggg, that shit was metric AF. 

 [ "metrics" ]

1: Call center slang. This word encompasses the statistics that are taken on call center agents to determine their worth. Usually includes average handle time (AHT), wrap, hold time and a few other basic metrics as well as a few 'spin' metrics added by the client to give the client a feeling of control.

  * e.g.,  ... They said Rob got canned because of poor metrics, but we all know the real reason. 

 [ "metric" ]

1: An amazing Canadian band. The lead singer is Emily Haines who also does come vocals for Stars and Broken Social Scene.

  * e.g.,  ... "Last night I saw Metric, and I danced my ass off!" 

 [ "metric" ]

2: They can be found at www.ilovemetric.com

 [ "metric" ]

1: A modifier meaning "even more than"

  * e.g.,  ... A pipe broke, and now there's a metric buttload of water in my basement! 

 [ "metric" ]

2: Most commonly used with buttload, assload, or shitload.

 [ "metric" ]

3: The modifier 'metric' has been co-opted from the term 'metric ton,' which is 205 pounds more than a 'ton.'

 [ "metric" ]

4: So, an 'assload' is a lot, but a 'metric assload' is even more.

 [ "metric" ]

1: metric: ur anti-establishment, anti-gov and conspiracy theory loving tool the opposite of standard tools hence the name metric also see anarchist

  * e.g.,  ... John : dude my kid brother thinks the moon landing is a conspiracy 

 [ "Metric" ]

1: Get (Metric (V.) the action of getting retarded off of MDMA or other substances measured in MilliGrams

  * e.g.,  ... Zach - Tones lets get metric this weekend