" rhythmic "

 [ "rhythmic gymnastics" ]

1: one of the most hardest, beautiful, underrated sports in the Olympics. mostly popular in eastern europe and Israel even the american olympic athletes never win any metals in this sport. it's that hard!

  * e.g.,  ... dumb person watching Rhythmic gymnastics in olympics: pppppppfff bitch please, this is a sport??? i can do that with a ball 

 [ "rhythmic gymnastics" ]

2: it's always the russians who wins gold. sometimes ukraine

  * e.g.,  ... *ends up in a hospital with a snapped spine* person 1: woah what the fuck! that girl can touch her ass with her head!!!! is she a demon?? 

 [ "rhythmic gymnastics" ]

3: some called it a communist sport because it's very popular in russia

  * e.g.,  ... person 2: no she's rad! she's a rhythmic gymnast. 

 [ "rhythmic gymnastics" ]

4: others called it a nazi sport because hitler made aryan women practice rhythmic gymnastics to prepare for motherhood

 [ "rhythmic gymnastics" ]

5: requires supreme skills, coordination, strength, creativity, and EXTREME FLEXIBILITY the key in this sport is to make it look easy and effortless with all the contortion and catching the props. they must defy the law of physics.

 [ "rhythmic gymnastics" ]

6: dumb people think it's an easy clown sport until they try it themselves and severely hurt themselves

 [ "Rhythmic Bitching" ]

1: A synonym for rapping.

  * e.g.,  ... Charles: Rapping turned into rhythmic bitching so easily, i hardly even noticed. Stuart: Indeed. 

 [ "rhythmically dyslexic" ]

1: Unable to dance.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, wanna dance?" 

 [ "Rhythmic Trap" ]

1: Any song that sounds good melodically, but well end up leaving you temporally depressed.

  * e.g.,  ... Stop listening to "If I die Young" by the Band Perry. Its a total rhythmic trap. You know your gonna end up feeling sad..why even bother!?! Be careful with that Radiohead CD, its full of rhythmic traps..just saying I don't want it to kill your good mood bro. 

 [ "Rhythmic Gymnastics" ]

1: Commonly mistaken for artistic gymnatics. Rhythmic gymnastics incorporates the use of hand-held apparatus with music. These apparatus include Rope, Hoop, Ball, Clubs and Ribbon. Rhythmic gymnasts are extremly flexible and most incoporate ballet lessons into their training. This sport is not for the faint hearted.

  * e.g.,  ... Dumb Ass Guy: 

 [ "Rhythmic Gymnastics" ]

2: *PLEASE NOTE - Rhythmic Gymnasts CANNOT do flips and will hurt you if you ask!

  * e.g.,  ... 'What sport do you do?' 

 [ "Rhythmic gymnastics" ]

1: Rhythmic gymnastics is one of the hardest sports with the most intense training regimen. Ballet, flexibility, strength and coordination these gymnasts need it all! The gymnasts compete in stunning leotards (usually 4) which altogether can cost over £3,000!! Rhythmic gymnasts are easily the most talented athletes and can make catching a hoop and bending in all directions look elegant and flow beautifully in a routine! Definitely the most underrated gymnasts in a sport which is no where near easy!!

  * e.g.,  ... In rhythmic gymnastics the gymnasts don't do backflips so don't even go there!! 

 [ "rhythmic sloshing" ]

1: The noise you hear when a couple in an apartment near you is having sex in a large tub.

  * e.g.,  ... First I heard the water run and fill the tub followed by the couple laughing and splashing around together. Later, all I heard was moaning and rhythmic sloshing. 

 [ "rhythmic noise" ]

1: Rhythmic Noise is a sub-genre, with its roots originally in power-noise and noise music. Rhythmic Noise consists of beats and rhythms, made using unconventional methods eg. pieces of metal;crunching noises etc.

  * e.g.,  ... "this music sounds like noise, but it has a rhythm and even a beat, you can actually dance to it, it must be rhythmic noise..." 

 [ "rhythmic noise" ]

2: Basically, rhythmic noise is made by using noises, in an ordered and rhythmic manner, thus the term "rhythmic noise".

 [ "rhythmic noise" ]

3: one of the most well known rhythmic noise bands is "CONVERTER".

 [ "Rhythmic Wank" ]

1: Having a wank while listening to music, then tugging to the beat.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude I was listening to Bring Me To The Horizon last night while watching porn. That was one hardcore "Rhythmic Wank". 

 [ "rhythmic texting" ]

1: texting two or more people rhythmically. as soon as you send one text, you get another. this requires much skill.

  * e.g.,  ... "I was doing some mad rhythmic texting last night with like, five people."