" prehistoric "

 [ "prehistoric" ]

1: The time when Dinosaurs roamed, the Age of the Reptiles.

  * e.g.,  ... "Isn't that dinosaur skeleton from prehistoric times?" 

 [ "prehistoric" ]

1: a slang term used to describe an obvious lesbian. She is described as prehistoric because she is a direct descendant of a "Lick-alotta-puss". Lipstick lesbians are not prehistoric because they are not easily picked out as a dyke

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, look at that dyke playing 3'rd base with the short ass hair, she dives for every ball like she's diving for muff. She's prehistoric. 

 [ "prehistoric" ]

1: head, bj all oral sex to the dick

  * e.g.,  ... Damn! im getting good Prehistoric 

 [ "prehistoric" ]

2: the GD way of sayin head

 [ "prehistoric" ]

3: R u gettin that prehistoic?

 [ "prehistoric" ]

4: Im gettin that brontosaurus!!

 [ "Prehistoric Text" ]

1: Refers to an old Text message.

  * e.g.,  ... Thats one Prehistoric Text message. 

 [ "Prehistoric Emo" ]

1: a style and way of being that seemlessly meshes the clothing and attitude of a video game geek and an unhappy suburbanite. Catagorized by Chuck Taylors, sweater vests and wacktastical hair. Also occasionally a member of the awesome mode of style. Often closely related to post-cyber hipster attitude and dress.

  * e.g.,  ... That Dan kid is so prehistoric emo. 

 [ "Prehistoric Planet" ]

1: A 5 part documentary series focusing on the Late Cretaceous (Maastrichtian) age and the creatures that lived during that period. The 5 episodes are Coasts, Deserts, Freshwater, Ice Worlds and Forests. This series is in the style of Plane Earth and Blue Planet and is even narrated by David Attenborough. It features animals like tyrannosaurids, sauropods, hadrosaurids, ceratopsians, pterosaurs, mosasaurs and many more wonderful prehistoric animals. Music composed by Hans Zimmer and is praised for its gorgeous CGI, even giving movies a run for its money, and its scientifically up-to-date models of said creatures.

  * e.g.,  ... “You wanna watch Jurassic World Dominion or Prehistoric Planet?” 

 [ "Go prehistoric" ]

1: To yell out window of building or moving vehicle as a form of communicating.

  * e.g.,  ... John had to go prehistoric when he yelled put of his car window,,,Hey moron move over! 

 [ "Prehistoric Monster Syndrome" ]

1: PMS- pre-menstrual syndrome

  * e.g.,  ... My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome 

 [ "Prehistoric Mesopotamian Tablet" ]

1: a cute name for your girlfriend that's older than you

  * e.g.,  ... thomas jefferson: hi prehistoric mesopotamian tablet girl: kill yourself 

 [ "P.S.L. (Prehistoric Sammer Language)" ]

1: Language used to interact with pupper dogs since 1992.

  * e.g.,  ... "He's just a doooog"