" obsolete "

 [ "obsolete" ]

1: A time-released function on all technology (especially PCs) that activates itself right after you buy the device.

 [ "obsolete" ]

1: "We want to sell you a new one."

  * e.g.,  ... That P4 is only 2 GHz? How do you get anything done on that obsolete pile? 

 [ "obsolete" ]

1:  Your computer for work

  * e.g.,  ... SAFETY MANUAL TIP #1: Do not sit near obsolete computers 

 [ "obsolete" ]

2:  Caused by Windows

  * e.g.,  ... SAFETY MANUAL TIP #2: If your computer is not obsolete, install Windows 

 [ "obsolete" ]

1: one of the greatest albums of all time by one of the greatest bands.

  * e.g.,  ... fear factory's version of cars is on the digipak to obsolete. 

 [ "Obsolete" ]

1: Outdated, useless.

  * e.g.,  ... Cassette tapes are obsolete. 

 [ "Obsolete" ]

1: What you classify yourself as when you fade away.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'll fade away an classify myself as obsolete." 

 [ "obsoletize" ]

1: To make obsolete.

  * e.g.,  ... To obsoletize poisoning non-smokers, Charles Knows invented a Safe Smoking Lounges (SSLs) and got permission to erect it on Coney Island Beach to see how many smokers used it voluntarily. SSL's have a solar-powered ceiling fan which blows cigarette smoke up a chimney to the atmosphere to prevent the cigarette smoke from injuring non-smokers. 

 [ "Obsolete" ]

1: Something that is so old that no one feels the need to use it anymore; see old school or cavemen for more information.

  * e.g.,  ... ex. 1: The stubborn man decided to go to work by driving a 1908 Model-T Ford, which was so obsolete that it literally had to be cranked. 

 [ "Obsolete Mule" ]

1: The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.

  * e.g.,  ... Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction. 

 [ "Obsolete Avoidance" ]

1: The act of putting off buying a current product knowing that a new model or updated version will be released in the near future.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1: Guy 1: "Hey, I've just bought myself an Iphone 4s!". Guy 2: "I think i'm going to use Obsolete Avoidance and wait for the Iphone 5".