" fossilized "

 [ "fossilized" ]

1: The state after being fucked so hard, a girl lays in bed motionless like a fossil afterward

  * e.g.,  ... Dude I fossilized Cindy so hard last night she couldn't get up for work this morning 

 [ "fossilized" ]

1: When someone has smoked too much weed and passes out for hours.

  * e.g.,  ... Man that bitch is fuckin' fossilized. 

 [ "fossilized" ]

1: Anything used to much due to sexual relations

  * e.g.,  ... Author: uve just been fossilized loser 

 [ "fossilized" ]

2: Usually a guy

  * e.g.,  ... Fossilized person: shutup im not even a slut, leave me alone 

 [ "Fossilitis" ]

1: An illness depicted in the show Fullmetal Alchemist, in which the body of the infected person slowly turned to stone. Most medicine would not work to combat this disease, and the only cure for this illness was the fabled philosopher's stone.

  * e.g.,  ... Fossilitis 

 [ "fossil" ]

1:  an old-fashioned person

  * e.g.,  ... Why do I have to listen to this old fossil? 

 [ "fossil" ]

2:  an elderly person

 [ "fossilize" ]

1: Verb: to defecate or take a shit; to poop

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I just ate that taco bell, now I need to fossilize, on the real." 

 [ "Fossiled" ]

1: To get/ be extremely drunk to the point where you will most likely have a hangover

  * e.g.,  ... Alan: We're all getting totally fossiled tonight, wanna join? (extremely drunk) 

 [ "Fossiled" ]

2: Alternatively, it can be used to signify a feeling of extreme tiredness to the point where it feels like you could have a hangover

  * e.g.,  ... or 

 [ "Fossil" ]

1: A brand that is mainly known for their high quality, but cheap about $60-80 watches.

  * e.g.,  ... "I just got this awesome new Fossil watch." 

 [ "fossil" ]

1: A person, typically a no life, college-aged, high school graduated degenerate, who regularly attends high school parties hosted by those who are still in high school.

  * e.g.,  ... High School student 1 - Why is John at this party? Didn't he graduate from high school in 2007? High School student 2 - He did graduate in '0 Man what a fossil. 

 [ "fossil" ]

1: Old person with wrinkly parts. See also calcium.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, yo momma is h0t for a fossil!