" posteriors "

 [ "posterior" ]

1: ones ass,or bottom.

  * e.g.,  ... that has gotta be the most scrumptious posterior i have ever seen 

 [ "Posterior" ]

1: a super super funny and smart sounding way to say butt

  * e.g.,  ... What did he say? 

 [ "Posteriority" ]

1: Derives from Posterior and Posterity

  * e.g.,  ... Posteriority is what you end up with when you have your colonoscopy recorded in HD. Your posterior is now indelibly recorded for posterity and may end up being the butt of many jokes.. 

 [ "posterior funk" ]

1: The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.

  * e.g.,  ... Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk. 

 [ "Posterior pal" ]

1: A butt buddy with whom you have had formal affairs with.

  * e.g.,  ... I would like to introduce you to my fine colleague and posterior pal Bob. 

 [ "posterior extraction" ]

1: Method used to come up with data, or reasoning to make a descision. Formerly known as pulling it out of your ass.

  * e.g.,  ... Little Johnny: "I think President Bush is the most beloved president since Hoover." 

 [ "Posterior Analysis" ]

1: To look surreptitiously and luridly at the hindquarters of a member of the appropriate sex from a distance, especially as practiced by statisticians, mathematicians, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... When they brought those due diligence chicks in for our 1 o'clock feeding, I was caught doing a posterior analysis on the asian one with the houndstooth skirt. Man I was embarassed. 

 [ "Posterior Motive" ]

1: When a girl is only thinking about having anal sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo I was ready to bust a nut in this girl's vag but next thing I know I'm all up in her ass! I got caught up in her posterior motives... 

 [ "Posterior Fairy" ]

1: Gay man, see also Fairy, Butt Pirate, Ass Goblin, Rectum Raider, Rectal Raider, etc

  * e.g.,  ... That guys is such a posterior fairy! 

 [ "ample posterior" ]

1: Large ass

  * e.g.,  ... "Well, that was a clever move that won't come back to bite you in your ample posterior"