" breech "

 [ "breech" ]

1: non-sense, something misrepresented, not what you thought it was

  * e.g.,  ... I thought she was hot, but she isn't, this shit is breech 

 [ "Breeches" ]

1: Colonial short-pants, made using a button fly and fastening below the knee, usually worn with stockings. Very manly, back in the day.

  * e.g.,  ... "My, Lord Hendrickson has stunningly good breeches, wouldn't you say, old chap?" 'Yes, indeed." 

 [ "Breech" ]

1: A word only used by the cuntiest, baddest bitches. Legend says that if a local says it Badbitchaka will come and slay them

  * e.g.,  ... “omg breech” 

 [ "Breeching Whale" ]

1: While in the act of sexual intercourse oral or vaginal a partner is deprived of breathing air and upon release they rise up to breath like that of a "Breeching Whale"

  * e.g.,  ... A couple having intercourse while in a hot tub during the males run up the a climax he inadvertinlly holes the head of his partner under water after climax he releases her as she surfaces for air she resembles a "Breeching Whale". 

 [ "breech loader" ]

1: Male Passive Homosexual. Originally from German Hinterlader translated into english.

  * e.g.,  ... He is a breech loader he loves it from behind. 

 [ "breech bomb" ]

1: painful bowel movement. Like feeling of giving birth to a breech baby, feet first.

  * e.g.,  ... Unfotunately, I just breech bombed. That was a painful trip to the bathroom. 

 [ "Breech Baby" ]

1: An insult for someone of lacking intelligence or who generally has simple concepts go over their head. The connection being that like a baby being delivered feet first, their brain isnt getting enough oxygen.

  * e.g.,  ... I told my neighbor that huffing spray paint is bad for his brain but he just replied "but it fucks me up so good...". That guy is such a breech baby. 

 [ "Breech loading" ]

1: The act of shoving a large amount of poop back into one's ass. May be used as torture, pleasure, or a method of passing time. May also be done alone, with a partner, or in large groups of self breech loading or mutual breech loading. May also use oneselves poop, the partners poop, or a combination of both people's poop.

  * e.g.,  ... "Bob" was bored one day. "Bob" took a massive dump. "Bob" caught his own poop in his hand and had breech loaded it back into his ass by the act of breech loading. 

 [ "Balloon Knot Breech" ]

1: The United Nations have formally classified the Balloon Knot Breech (otherwise known as the Dog Fart) as a weapon of mass destruction with all NATO members formally denouncing and threatening a military response against any nation seeking to weaponize the biological weapon. In 2017, the United States responded by bombing the Syrian Ass-ad Regime after they were suspected of bottling and concentrating dog farts. The lethality of such a weapon cannot be understated and can be contributed to the complete lack of warning many dog farts provide. No known individuals have ever survived direct exposure to the dog fart the effects of which are similar to the blast radius of a nuclear bomb. Survivors of the dog fart were only exposed to the fallout - likely caused by the dog surprising or waking itself by the potency of the fart and then cropdusting the entire family. Only by incinerating an entire structure through the use of thermite plasma has the lingering effect of the dog fart been shown to be truly neutralized.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I think your dog's ass just squeaked!? BALLOON KNOT BREECH!!! OMG, I can't feel my face! 

 [ "Natural Breech" ]

1: The rectal tunnel that can take on all sizes of cock during ass fucking with little or no hardship. Typically referring to gay men.

  * e.g.,  ... Man: I shouldn't have went to that gay bar last night. Friend: How's the natural breech holding up? Man: It's not. Might need a butt plug for a while.