" haunches "

 [ "haunches" ]

1: The area where the back of the leg and butt meet.

  * e.g.,  ... The area that hurts after a long bike ride. Or when a woman is wearing short-shorts and bends over, she exposes her haunches.  

 [ "haunches" ]

1: Another name for the rear end.

  * e.g.,  ... I just wanna pinch those little haunches. 

 [ "Haunch" ]

1: To raw hump an object or bend over, arms wide, in a scandlin manner while creepin.

  * e.g.,  ... Yea, that hoe over there in the corner was haunchin' my leg and now my pants are streaked up. Look at your dog man, it's haunchin' that dirty towel you left on the floor. Who the fucks that over there walking this way all haunched? Hey, I see you mutha fucka. 

 [ "haunch" ]

1: Heavy petting, making out, grabby hands, but not intercourse. Emphasis on copious open-mouth kissing and tongue action.

  * e.g.,  ... On the way back from the movie I saw my best friend and his date haunching in the back seat. 

 [ "Haunches" ]

1: Haunches is the upper part of someones back who is heavy set or has a hunch back.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude did you see that big bitch at walmart strap both of her shopping cars onto her haunches and hoble out. 

 [ "Haunch" ]

1: The act of being haunchy. Can be used as a verb, adjective, noun, state of mind. Haunches are fun loving, passionate, sarcastic, forgiving, playful, and love to tickle fellow haunches once they get them right where they want them.

  * e.g.,  ... State of mind, as in: "Your not being very haunchy right now." 

 [ "jackrabbit haunches" ]

1: The loin and upper thigh of the wild desert hare. A favorite dish of Roger and Virginia Clarvin and Barbara Hernandez.

  * e.g.,  ... After a supper of jackrabbit haunches, we laid out beneath the stars. 

 [ "deer haunches" ]

1: Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Sarah is rocking those fucking deer haunches. 

 [ "Haunch it up" ]

1: Basically taking a dump. Use of this term though, refers to a dump that you had been holding in for a long time and finally find the opportunity to get it all out.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Kelsey make sure nothing happens to my beer at half time, I seriously need to go HAUNCH IT UP big time!"  

 [ "Haunch it up" ]

2: Coined by Ralph M. Frichtl

 [ "Haunching Up" ]

1: Also See "Haunch it up". The act of expelling a very large amount of crap after having held it in for far too long. Haunching up can take anywhere from 10 minutes to 1 hour. Prolonged periods of haunching up may lead to back problems and hemorrhoids.

  * e.g.,  ... Andi: Where's Kelsey? I haven't seen her for 2 hours.