" keister "

 [ "keister" ]

1: Buttocks, heinie, your arse.

  * e.g.,  ... Samantha has a formidable keister. 

 [ "keister" ]

1: to conceal an object in ones rectum.

  * e.g.,  ... to keister a sack of cocaine. 

 [ "keister" ]

1:  what you need to get up off of...

  * e.g.,  ... get off your damn keister and get in the game 

 [ "keister" ]

2:  bulbous enclosure of fat located at the back of the bus, can be used as a floatation device in the event of an emergency.

 [ "keister" ]

1: (also keester, keyster, kiester, or kister)

  * e.g.,  ... He got shot in the keister. 

 [ "keister" ]

2:  the buttocks

 [ "keister" ]

3:  a suitcase that opens up into a display of goods

 [ "keister" ]

4:  a rear pants pocket

 [ "keister" ]

5:  a safe

 [ "keister" ]

1: Use the lower portion of your digestive system as a storage bin for contraband

  * e.g.,  ... Carl had to keister a half-kilo of coke in order to clear customs from Columbia. 

 [ "keister" ]

1: keis·ter

  * e.g.,  ... The word is out about town, 

 [ "keister" ]

2: Pronunciation: 'kEs-t&r, 'kIs-

  * e.g.,  ... That Rock Hudson loved it in the brown; 

 [ "keister" ]

3: Variant(s): also kees·ter /'kEs-/

  * e.g.,  ... He eschewed the nubile maids, 

 [ "keister" ]

4: Function: noun

  * e.g.,  ... And now he has a case of AIDS. 

 [ "keister" ]

5: Etymology: satchel (English slang)

  * e.g.,  ... Those who finally got him, 

 [ "keister" ]

6: slang : BUTTOCKS

  * e.g.,  ... Penetrated his well-rounded bottom. 

 [ "Keistering" ]

1: To hide or smuggle items in ones anus

  * e.g.,  ... Goodman figured keistering the dildo would be just the trick to avoid detection by store security  

 [ "keistered" ]

1: To smuggle or conceal in ones anus. To hide a foreign substance in ones rectum.

  * e.g.,  ... Steve totally keistered that hard boiled egg without cracking it.  

 [ "keistering" ]

1: To inject drugs up your or someone else's rectum. Also known as a booty bump. See crystal meth.

  * e.g.,  ... Adam came down with a nasty sore in his ass from keistering too much meth all weekend. 

 [ "Keister" ]

1: To inject alcohol into your anus to bypass the liver to get drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... I used a turkey baster to keister a couple shots last night. Man I got fucked up.