" parenting "

 [ "parenting" ]

1: Being a parent. (Children optional.) (I mean, seriously, if it were about children the term would mention children.) (But it's "parenting," which means it's all about me, the parent, and the child, if any, is merely an accessory, like my handbag or my iPhone.) (Only more expensive.)

  * e.g.,  ... My mother and father all but killed themselves raising my brothers and sisters and me. I'm so glad my generation invented parenting instead. 

 [ "Parents" ]

1: The people in your life you will most love or most hate in the entire universe. Often a bit of both.

  * e.g.,  ... On the phone: "Ughh. I'm sorry I can't come my parents don't allow me to do anything." 

 [ "Parents" ]

1: People who raise you and care for you... at least... if they are good ones. And sadly that is not always the case.

  * e.g.,  ... Jerry: sup homie 

 [ "Parents" ]

1: The people who walk inside your room and make you lose in a video game because they want you to clean up their shit

  * e.g.,  ... My parents walked into the room and told me to clean up their smelly shit they left on the floor for me to clean up just to make me lose call of duty. 

 [ "parents" ]

1: the chains around your ankles until you've managed to a) runaway b) obtain a stable job and stable income c) die d) turn 1

  * e.g.,  ... i'd be getting laid if it weren't for my parents. 

 [ "parents" ]

1: ) those who, because they gave birth to you, claim to have complete control over your life, personality, friends, clothing, and any other specifics that define you as an individual.

  * e.g.,  ... it never occurs to parents that it doesn't take a genius to get knocked up. 

 [ "parents" ]

2: ) the people that want to mold you exactally after their wonderful selves, and then resent you when you aren't what they expected.

 [ "parents" ]

3: ) the people who other conceited, ignorant adults tell you that you will someday appreciate, but in reality, you look back and pray to god you don't turn into them.

 [ "parents" ]

4: ) instigators of the breakfast club syndrome.

 [ "Parents" ]

1: The people that every child hates, whether they say so or not. The only ways of escaping them include dying, turning 18 and buying a house, or simply running away. The last one is not reccommened. -CHARACTER TRAITS & HABITS:- • They think that they know everything about you, including your food, music, movie, personality, and sexual preference. Once again, they're always right, even when you're obviously nothing like what they say. • They believe that they reserve the right to automatically win any arguement of their choosing. When the far greater majority believes the oppsosite of what they say, but is comprised if children, the parent/s can automatically win and end the argument by saying "ENOUGH!" or "too bad", and nothing else can be said about it without serious risk of getting grounded or being ranted at/dismembered. This goes for anything else they say as well. • They will often embarass you in front of your friends. The parent/s will often claim that they "forgot" or they "won't do it again", despite the fact that even they know that that isn't true. Every person has at least one story of this. • Nearly every father will attempt to crack a wisey/pun/obviously crappy joke to your friends. Said friends will either pretend to laugh and then secretly shun you, or just drop you and not hang out with you.

  * e.g.,  ... -Parents: Hey son! You know that 2+2=5? 

 [ "Parents" ]

1: The only thing stopping you from living life and learning from your mistakes. They take away your freedom for no reason and never let you do anything fun. They're nosy too so you have to keep a billion secrets from them.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Dude, why cant you come to the movies tonight with me, Lauren, and Vicki?? Billy: My parents grounded me for not calling my grandmother on her birthday. Laaame. They also think Im gonna get someone preggers so I cant hang out with girls. 

 [ "parents" ]

1: ageist adult guards who think that adults rule the world and support kids getting thrown into the prison named S.C.H.O.O.L, and enslave the kids.

  * e.g.,  ... parents think they rule the world, but they just invaded it. 

 [ "parents" ]

1: The people who insist on ruining every happy moment in your life. They try to tell you that they are protecting you but what they really are doing is killing your spirits! They bring you down for something so stupid that it is uncomprehendable!

  * e.g.,  ... Parents dont know what its like to be us.