" fathering "

 [ "Father" ]

1: A mythical creature said to be on a very long quest to get the ultimate treasure milk

  * e.g.,  ... Son: father I like anime women Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk I’m gonna go get some at the store 

 [ "Father" ]

1: A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen

  * e.g.,  ... Bruce: I never knew my father 

 [ "Father" ]

1: The guy who went for milk!

  * e.g.,  ... Hey where’s my father? 

 [ "Father" ]

1: That person that was never in ur life 😭

  * e.g.,  ... Oh father, I wish you were here 

 [ "Father" ]

1: A literal mother fucker.

  * e.g.,  ... My father is one big motherfucker. 

 [ "fatherful" ]

1: the opposite of fatherless. used to describe a statement/person that you agree with

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: “dream stans suck” 

 [ "Father" ]

1: fa·ther

  * e.g.,  ... Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father. 

 [ "Father" ]

2: /ˈfäT͟Hər/

 [ "Father" ]

3: noun

 [ "Father" ]

4:  a man in relation to his natural child or children.

 [ "Father" ]

5:  The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.

 [ "father" ]

1: if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh shit! its my father hide. 

 [ "Father" ]

1: A motherfucker.

  * e.g.,  ... My father is a motherfucker, that's how I was born. 

 [ "father" ]

1: The guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it

  * e.g.,  ... me: can i drive today