" parenthood "

 [ "Parenthood" ]

1: When you have one child, he or she exists in your world. When you have two or more children you exist in their world.

  * e.g.,  ... Parenthood with one child is easy....you can take the child with you anywhere.....at any time! Parenthood with more than one child isn't easy.... it requires planning.... to go anywhere....every time! 

 [ "Parenthood" ]

1: A state of being perpetually insane and pissed.

  * e.g.,  ... Our kids just destroyed our hardwood floor; so tired of parenthood! 

 [ "Planned Parenthood" ]

1: An NGO that mostly gives educational information to people. They are a source for the pill, other contraceptives, Plan B aka emergency contraception, STI testing, HIV testing and counseling, pregnancy testing and counseling, abortion care. The organization's main principle is that every person has the right to decide when they are going to have children, how many they want them, and they believe that the best way to do accomplish this is age-appropriate, comprehensive sex ed including abstinence and information on protection should one choose to become sexually active. They are pro-choice and work through a large volunteer base to ensure that reproductive freedoms are not impinged on.

  * e.g.,  ... Planned Parenthood speakers came to my school today and taught us that people can get STIs from oral sex.  

 [ "Planned Parenthood" ]

1: A pro-women organization founded in the 60's.

  * e.g.,  ... In philidelphia a Planned Parenthood clinic was having a problem with 'pro-life' groups harassing patients. They ran a program called Pledge-a-picket in which people would pledge an amount of money for every protester that month. All proceeds benefitted planned parenthood. When "pro-life"rs found this out, they left. 

 [ "Planned Parenthood" ]

2: Contrary to popular belief, Planned Parenthood offers services such as breast-cancer screenings, STD screenings, general gynecology appointments, pregnancy testing, genetic counseling, and rape counseling.

 [ "Planned Parenthood" ]

3: So in reality, "pro-lifers" who picket outside of PP clinics shoving propaganda into the hands of many and yelling "you're going to hell" are often preaching to girls who are getting a mammogram, not an abortion.

 [ "Planned Parenthood" ]

4: PP writes referals to abortion clinics, and this is only done after ALL other options are discussed with the patient.

 [ "Planned Parenthood" ]

5: Most clinics do not administer abortions, but rather refer the patient to a safe clinic.

 [ "Planned Parenthood" ]

6: They make medical services cheap and affordable to women in need.

 [ "planned parenthood" ]

1: a place that acknowledges women's right to control their own bodies and lives and give unbiased information unlike the pro-life who promotes ineffective abstinence-only education, puts women's health in jeopardy, spreads lies, and secretly hates independent, working women

  * e.g.,  ... I got accurate information about my options at Planned Parenthood unlike the time when I went to that bullshit Pregnancy Crisis Center. 

 [ "manned parenthood" ]

1: Similar to planned parenthood, but just for men.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night. 

 [ "Parenthood" ]

1: One who influences spawn through immaturity and pessimisim.

  * e.g.,  ... John, influenced by the cynical duties of parenthood, reminded his son that people die every day. 

 [ "Planned Parenthood" ]

1: It's pretty much an abortion corporation that uses the sale of aborted fetuses (especially nonwhite ones) to donate to its super PAC to promote more "pro-choice" causes like a nine-month time frame and abort FOR THE LULZ. They disguise themselves as pro-woman while profiting from their poor life choices. Thats why the Democratic Party is pretty much all Pro-Choice because money makes the world go round!

  * e.g.,  ... Planned Parenthood owns the Democrat Party just like the NRA owns the Republican Party 

 [ "Parenthood Name" ]

1: The surname a parent or guardian takes on legally to share with their child.

  * e.g.,  ... "When I adopted Ashley, I took her last name. My Parenthood Name is Smith but my maiden name was Peters." 

 [ "Parenthood Name" ]

2: The surname a parent or guardian keeps after a marital dissolution to share with their child.

  * e.g.,  ... "Although Tom and I are not married anymore, I chose to keep my last name the same as my children."