" papal "

 [ "papalenting" ]

1: The act of breaking wind, passing gas, or just plain farting.

  * e.g.,  ... It's common to be papalenting after eating McDonald's for lunch. 

 [ "papal smear" ]

1: The test the Cardinal must take before being elected Pope

  * e.g.,  ... Pending the results of the papal smear, Cardinal Smith will become the new Pope Elect 

 [ "Papal Blessing" ]

1: A form of attack upon ones face using one hand. The attack starts with a slash of the hand down the center of the face from the forehead to the nose. Immediately followed by a repetition of slaps with the same hand across left and right hand cheek, whilst keeping the hand positioned centrally. A Papal Blessing is usually given as a form of joke between friends as part of friendly horseplay rather than a serious attack maneuver.

  * e.g.,  ... He was being cheeky to me, so I gave him a Papal Blessing 

 [ "papal brown" ]

1: Papal Brown is common name for a grandfather who has passed away from “loose buttocks stage four cancer” this definition was originated by Noel Killian. It was created as a harmful Jib about Gunnar David Brown’s papal David Brown

  * e.g.,  ... Papal Brown is GONE NEVER COMING BACK GUNNAR!!! 

 [ "Papal-kibbie" ]

1:  One who resembles a cat either physically or mentally and is associated with some sort of religion.

  * e.g.,  ... The Papal-kibbie of the elusive uber-cookie, that contained seven chocolate chips more that any other cookie one has ever eaten, was impossible for Adam to bake. 

 [ "Papal-kibbie" ]

2:  A non-existent food treat that is highly sought-after.

 [ "Papal-kibbie" ]

3:  The ultimate, paramount, epitome of supply and demand. Where supply is absolute zero (0) and demand rises to infinity.

 [ "Papal apology" ]

1:  A backhanded apology, where the offending party claims regret- not for their error or discourtesy- but rather for the ill feelings or reaction for those offended. What may at first appear as an apology, but after closer examination, is really a condescending or placating way to avoid personal responsibility.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: “I’m sorry you feel I was rude to your sister.” 

 [ "Papal apology" ]

2: HISTORY: Pope Benedict XVI deeply offended Muslims when he quoted the Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus during his Regensburg talk. After an international uproar, Pope Benedict XVI attempted to apologize and clarify what he meant- along with the good intentions behind his speech- unfortunately; Pope Benedict XVI's "apology" was a bit backward.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: “Don’t give me a papal apology, you prick.” 

 [ "Papal Smear" ]

1: Any of several bodily fluids taken from the Pope to make sure all is well with the Holy Father's naughty bits. Usually collected by a Vatican Manginacologist, the samples are checked for disease and and then sent to the FBI for DNA comparison in ongoing kid diddler investigations.

  * e.g.,  ... A Papal Smear recently sold on eBay for $135K. No one is sure just who reached under the Pope's gown and stole her grogan. 

 [ "Papal Whap" ]

1: Pronunciation: pay-puhl waaap

  * e.g.,  ... It's an elite few who can say they've been Papal Whapped. 

 [ "Papal Whap" ]

2: Verb.

 [ "Papal Whap" ]

3: When the Pope smacks you in the face with his peener, penis, wong, or jolly roger.

 [ "papal cut" ]

1: Any chip, chop, groove, graze, fissure, furrow, nick, nip or laceration suffered at the hands of his Holiness.

  * e.g.,  ... You think the Pope got it bad when he was attacked at his Midnight Mass? His attacker had at least 7 papal cuts that required stitches. 

 [ "papal infallibility" ]

1: The Catholic belief that the Pope is infallible; that is, he cannot err whenever he defines a doctrine of faith and morals, since he is guided by the Holy Ghost.

  * e.g.,  ... Papal infallibility is a paradox; at one point in time the non-infallible Pope declared himself infallible. But if he was not infallible when he declared himself to be so, then how can he make himself infallible all of a sudden?