" priestly "

 [ "Priestly Fuck" ]

1: 1- An act of intercourse where the male involved seems completely switched off from the idea that the woman is meant to be getting pleasure, and instead simply gallops towards the semen depositing finale. It leaves the woman feeling like she may as well have been elsewhere. This is a priestly fuck, as one imagines that's exactly how a priest would do it- with as little extra contact as possible so as to make it less of a sin. 2- That guy who disapproves of everything you do that he can't, much like a priest does. He's the bloke who feels it necessary to make himself look better than you by reacting with disgust and incredulous disbelief when hearing of your exploits. He's a priestly fuck, that one. He probably wanks and cries over tales of his mate's debauchery.

  * e.g.,  ... 1- "I thought you liked Tim, why did you split up?" "Well, he was a good guy outside of the bedroom, but once we got in there, he subjected me to the most priestly fuck ever, and didn't show any interest in trying again. It's over." 2- Tom- "So I shagged them both. You only live once, right?" (The assembled mates laugh and agree, gazing at Tom in awe. All except for one.) Ross- "You ought to be ashamed of yourself" (Ross gets up and goes to the bar, shaking his head and tutting. The men sit and reel in disbelief) Tom- "Priestly Fuck!" 

 [ "Miranda Priestly" ]

1:  The HBIC of the movie, The Devil Wears Prada (2006). Embodies the definition of fierce. Used as a threat to get what you want in a subtle, but terrorizing way.

  * e.g.,  ... She will Miranda Priestly the shit out of you if you don't have her coffee as hot as the center of the sun. 

 [ "priestly medication" ]

1: a narcotic drug deprived from morphine know as, Heroin

  * e.g.,  ... In any case, I can't enjoy my priestly medications with that sound coming through the wall. 

 [ "Milo Priestly" ]

1: These guys are blonde and love kids like a lot and then get followed by a guy named haris jusufagic

  * e.g.,  ... Jump off a cliff milo priestly 

 [ "dirty jason priestly" ]

1: After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.

  * e.g.,  ... He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.