" obsequiousness "

 [ "obsequious" ]

1: To use excess flattery.

  * e.g.,  ... the brown nosed student frequently pleased his teachers with the use of obsequious compliments during oral intercourse. 

 [ "obsequious" ]

2: aka: kissing ass, aka: brown nosing

 [ "obsequious" ]

1: To subject to or be put under for some form of servitude.

  * e.g.,  ... The teacher was very arduous and overbearing, thus making the students feel obsequious to her. 

 [ "obsequious" ]

2: Also used ignorantly as a uniform all purpose adjective.

  * e.g.,  ... Yesterday I fell on this really obsequious nail, and now I have some really obsequious ttetanus and lockjaw. Its probably the last time I will skateboard in haunted houses. 

 [ "obsequious" ]

1: of or relating to "salad"

  * e.g.,  ... kamran: what are you up to jeremy? 

 [ "obsequious" ]

2: synonyms: kinky, sexy, salad, cool, mangina... etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Jeremy: oh im watching old greg 

 [ "obsequious" ]

1: To be so afraid of offending a megalomaniac president that you compete with fellow cabinet members to kiss the most ass.

  * e.g.,  ... The cabinet members were obsequious in their praise of the president. 

 [ "Obsequious" ]

1: A person who "kiss-ass" to his/her boss. A person being subservient, despirate for attention and praise. Trying hard, self serving, egotistical maniac..

  * e.g.,  ... My obsequious co-worker reported gossip to our boss, now he faces the ire of everyone. 

 [ "obsequious" ]

1: A Latinate way of saying "soon-to-be-former Representative Daniel Lapinski".

  * e.g.,  ... "I was proud to support the COVID relief bill last week, which President Trump thankfully decided to sign yesterday," said Obsequious. Obsequious got primaried and it was great. Obsequious isn't a real Democrat 

 [ "obsequious ass licking fool" ]

1: A disparaging phrase coined especially for Mike Pence who spent his entire stint as Vice President trying to form an opinion and steadily transmitting an odd, glazed half-smile which he was told by White House image makers looked supportive of the Criminal in Chief.

  * e.g.,  ... There is no question about how vapid this obsequious ass licking fool really is and it is these qualities that make him electable as the best political puppet of the ultra-racist and pseudo-Christian far-right since Donald J. Trump.