" trainable "

 [ "trainable" ]

1: (n.) Circa-1970's politically correct term for a mentally disabled person who is still able to follow simple instructions.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't call him a moron, please call that retarded person a trainable. 

 [ "trainable" ]

1: Alleged politically correct term for a retard. Inevitably gave the politically incorrect a new word for retard.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dan, you're such a trainable" 

 [ "trainable" ]

2: Can be used in an excellent "you're in denial" style gambit.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm not trainable!" 

 [ "trainable" ]

1: Not completely hopeless in bed.

  * e.g.,  ... Eh, he's trainable. 

 [ "Trainable" ]

1: Affected with moderate mental retardation and capable of being trained in self-care and in simple social and work skills in a sheltered environment.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Frank, how come you haven't gotten up yet?" asked the teacher. 

 [ "Trainable" ]

1: Formerly known as a retard, mongloid, or mouth breather. One that is retarded or mentally slow.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that little yellow schoolbus full of trainables. 

 [ "Trainable Fern" ]

1: This act is when a man delicately puts some cocaine into the tip of his phallus, then proceeds to have anal sex with a man or woman. This is so when he ejaculates, it projects the cocaine so it goes straight into the recipients bloodstream.

  * e.g.,  ... I gave a Trainable Fern to my friend, he got so high!