" subservience "

 [ "subservience" ]

1: willingness to obey others unquestioningly

  * e.g.,  ... The subservience trainee moved up. 

 [ "subservient" ]

1: 1)Prepared to obey others unquestioningly.

  * e.g.,  ... 1)"Slaves are subservient to their owners." 

 [ "subservient" ]

2: 2)Less important, subordinate.

  * e.g.,  ... 2)His career was expected to be subservient to hers." 

 [ "subservient" ]

3: 3)Serving as a means to an end.

  * e.g.,  ... 3)"The whole narration is subservient to the moral plan of exemplifying twelve virtues in twelve knights" 

 [ "subservient chicken" ]

1: A bizarre advertising stunt pulled by Burger King, where you 'control' a giant rooster-man wearing a garter belt.

  * e.g.,  ... "The subservient chicken is strange as hell, and did not make me any hungrier for chicken." 

 [ "subservient chicken" ]

2: Through the eyes of its 'webcam', you can throw any command you like, from 'jump', to 'watch tv', to 'hump the couch'.

 [ "subservient chicken" ]

3: www.subservientchicken.com

 [ "subservient chicken" ]

1: A retarded chicken that is misleadingly made out to be a "live broadcast" when it is actually pre-recorded. It can pick out words in the middle of junk, like "fjkdlfakjljfkjumpfjkdlfjad" (look in the middle, you'll see "jump"), yet cannot understand "L I G H T S - O F F" (it will understand "lights off"). The only reason I don't diss this completely is because Nikita likes it, and cuz I'm crazy about her... oops, I shouldn't be saying that where she can see it. Oh well.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hi I'm A Retarded Subservient Chicken" 

 [ "Subservient Chicken" ]

1: Note: The above definition is old. I do not like Nikita anymore - not even as a friend!

  * e.g.,  ... Kwih. Kwih. 

 [ "Subservient Retard" ]

1: See Subservient Chicken

  * e.g.,  ... Is that a Subservient Chicken or a Subservient Retard?