" newness "

 [ "new new" ]

1: to be the freshest dope

  * e.g.,  ... i stay on that new new shit 

 [ "New New" ]

1: The newest object, anything new it is new new

  * e.g.,  ... Carlos - "Damn bro, when you get those kicks?" Sharp - "Shit foo I got em Monday its that new new." 

 [ "New New" ]

1: a character from the 2006 movie ATL; she goes by New New when going to the hood/ghetto; she calls herself that because she "rocks the 'new new' shit"; she is the daughter of a millioner but hides it; her typical "ghetto getup" is a side ponytail, big bamboo gold earrings with her name in them, babyphat, nikes and a bad fake ghetto accent!

  * e.g.,  ... -Damn did you see New New at the movies?  

 [ "New New" ]

2: Teenage girls have stolen the name and now are trying to call themselves New New despite not having the wealth to pull off the look.

  * e.g.,  ... -Hell yea, she looked so ghetto fabulous! 

 [ "new new" ]

1: New pussy. When you meet a girl you really kick it off with and you hit it once and it keeps comin back.

  * e.g.,  ... My Life is always tryna find that new new cuz the old ones usually get tired. 

 [ "New-new" ]

1:  A new car and/or vehicle.

  * e.g.,  ... I pull up in that new-new and all them girls wanna get some . 

 [ "New-new" ]

2:  A new booty call or a first bang between two people. Used in NICKI Minaj's songs

 [ "The News" ]

1: Getting more and more depressing by the day. It's all a story of murders, rape, scandals, starvation, oppression, genocide, obscenity, atrosity.

  * e.g.,  ... The News: 

 [ "The News" ]

2: Would do us all a lot more good if there was some good news on once in a while. Or even better if we all decided to do something about the news, dream a bit bigger and actually go out of our way to help those in need. Perhaps do our best to aid our local community in some way...

  * e.g.,  ... Tonight, a badger baiting scandal developed, more soon on the dire news. 

 [ "The News" ]

3: If we all mucked in and were willing to help a bit then we could make this world maybe a half decent place to live?

  * e.g.,  ... We could make it: 

 [ "news" ]

1: A public record of all the horrible things that happen in the world every day.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: Did you read the news today? Person B: No, I'm too depressed to want to read how many people died from being blown up by terrorists/killed in meaningless wars/drowned/overwhelmed by environmental degredation/eaten by wild dogs/etc. Person A: Okay..... never mind then. 

 [ "NEWS" ]

1: Abbreviation for: Never Ending Whiner's Society.. definition: A group of frustrated women and,or woosy men get together in breakrooms,chatboards,bars,homes and Whine,bitch,complain about stupid,dumb,meaningless things like: people, place's, opinions,idea's,family,any and everything under the sun basically

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Tom! check it out there goes the NEWS third time today (2)Hey honey, where you been? out with the NEWS again?(3) Shut the Hell up I'm so F#@$ing tired of hearing what you and your NEWS feel about what color I should paint this ! 

 [ "news" ]

1: Anything absolutely horrible that is sure to make people feel bad or hurt but boosts ratings and newspaper/magazine sales beyond belief. Not to be confused with good news.

  * e.g.,  ... Yesterday on the news I read that endangered pandas seeking refuge in the rainforest were viciously attacked by evil corporations under the WTO and then had their meat sold to first world countries that will just waste and its all our fault but I'm going to be sure and tune in at 11 to find out the rest of the story. 

 [ "news" ]

1: A misnomer. A TV show, in which topical, current real or simply ficticious events,

  * e.g.,  ... News is produced by many differing organisations, for example the BBC, CNN, Sky, 

 [ "news" ]

2: are used as the basis for made-up stories, and or discussions. Stories are often produced, specifically to target propoganda,

  * e.g.,  ... and these can further work together to increase illusions, 

 [ "news" ]

3: for specific brainwashing purposes. Watchers of News often will gladly believe fictional

  * e.g.,  ... through 'reporting' the same propoganda. One method used in news production, 

 [ "news" ]

4: stories which portray their country as being Godly,

  * e.g.,  ... is as simple as it is effective, by using interview with people only from the one side of a conflict, 

 [ "news" ]

5: Just, Fair, Caring, and rich in making actions for humanity. News shows, play an importan roll in influencing whole populations,

  * e.g.,  ... is highly effective in creating the illusion that their projected view is that of the majority or only view. Often the truth is not reported at all. 

 [ "news" ]

6: and their use of true stories, well adds to their illusions,

  * e.g.,  ... News shows provides a great platform for political figures to educate people, so they may better understand why should chose to vote for them. 

 [ "news" ]

7: helping to increase the believability of their fictional strories that are produced, as propoganda, which have been used to make inhumain practices seem like those of fair minded caring people. News shows are absolutely essential to the functioning democracy.

 [ "news" ]

8: Through stories and interviews, illusions of truth, are created.

 [ "news" ]

9: News shows use sounds and images, and play a huge part in brainwashing people. Without news shows to support them, the rich and their ruling regime,

 [ "news" ]

10: and system of interlinked organisations, which have exerted control over most countries, of the world, would less easily be able to be portrayed as democracy in action. The ecenomic grip enabeling their influence to dominate, and control most political systems, is well served by the News.