" secondhand "

 [ "secondhander" ]

1: Someone who gets their ideas, opinions and values exclusively form society and from others as opposed to getting: an idea from within oneself; a value from a personal rational process; an opinion from an experience.

  * e.g.,  ... Ayn Rand pointed out that Peter Keating was a secondhander because he stole all his ideas. 

 [ "secondhander" ]

1: The transition made from one's dominant hand to his non-dominant hand when masturbating.

  * e.g.,  ... After about 4 hours, my right hand was cramping pretty bad, so I had to pull a secondhander. Worked like a charm. 

 [ "Secondhand Suicide" ]

1: When someone wants to die but won't commit Suicide You won't do it to yourself but Almost hoping something else will do it for you. I.E: A Deadly disease, car crash, something that is outside of your control, ECT.

  * e.g.,  ... Man: Hey Dude, what killed man 2? 

 [ "secondhand embarrassment" ]

1: The personal embarrassment that one feels on account of and for another (i.e. a friend, a family member or a complete stranger) who is making a fool of him or herself. A person experiencing secondhand embarrassment feels as if they are doing the embarrassing action themselves, effectively putting themselves in the other person's shoes.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Man, Sarah's presentation today was terrible. She forgot half of it and stumbled through the rest.  

 [ "Secondhand suicide" ]

1: Someone who wants to die, but won't commit suicide.

  * e.g.,  ... "I want to die, but i cant commit suicide because i'm too scared" she said 

 [ "Secondhand suicide" ]

2: Often because they don't actually want to die, they're too scared to or because of family, friends or pets.

  * e.g.,  ... "That's called *secondhand suicide* and you're not alone in feeling this way" he answered 

 [ "secondhand watching" ]

1: When people around you talk so much about a TV-show that you feel you've watched it yourself.

  * e.g.,  ... I've never seen any episode of Breaking Bad, but through secondhand watching, I know Walter White, Gus and Gale die. 

 [ "secondhand listening" ]

1: When you hear everything that is said nearby, but you really don’t want to.

  * e.g.,  ... I learned all about what it means to be an adult while secondhand listening to drunk people at our backyard pool parties outside my bedroom window on school nights. 

 [ "Secondhand Cock" ]

1: The inadvertent contact of male genitalia by another male by way of a third party.

  * e.g.,  ... Dennis: "Dude, I just made out with that hot blonde in the pink halter top over there. It was so intense! Gabe: "Seriously? Man, I got a blow job from her just twenty minutes ago. Haha, you just got some secondhand cock!" 

 [ "Secondhand Embarrassment" ]

1: When someone's actions other than your own embarrasses you. Also a common feeling when reading or watching something embarrassing like a show or book.

  * e.g.,  ...  Person 1: Did you see that girl trip today? It was so embarrassing, she dropped everything in her hands. Person 2: Yeah, I know I couldn't handle watching her scramble around, trying to pick it up. The secondhand embarrassment was real. The Character in the book was so embarrassing , that I couldn't continue reading it, cause I got secondhand embarrassment too much. 

 [ "secondhand chapstick" ]

1: whenever you kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend after they just put on chapstick and you get their chapstick on your lips thus moisturizing your lips for the rest of the day.

  * e.g.,  ... My boyfriend was wearing so much chapstick that when I kissed him, I got secondhand chapstick. My lips were moisturized the rest of the day.