" minuteman "

 [ "minuteman" ]

1: Term for a volunteer soldier in the American Revolution, who were supposed to be ready to fight against the British at a minute's notice. These were often nothing more than farmers that happened to have a gun or two lying around.

  * e.g.,  ... Let us not confuse "minuteman," a man who quickly goes off to be a soldier, with minute man, a man whose soldier goes off too quickly. 

 [ "minuteman" ]

1: (n) A guy who cums very quickly. See premature ejaculation.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy is a minuteman! He came as soon as she touched his dick! 

 [ "minuteman" ]

1: an unusually bad sports player who sits at the end of the bench and does not see any game time. ever.

  * e.g.,  ... kid: hey coach, can i go in? there's a minute thirty seven left and we're up by 3 

 [ "Minuteman" ]

1: Bunch of Xenophobic gun-carrying racist rednecks that have nothing else to do with their lives than to patrol desert areas while sipping "cold ones" looking for oh-so-dangerous illegal aliens, not realizing the real threat came through the airport sporting a valid-and-legal tourist visa.

  * e.g.,  ... Daaaam sister!!!.. we better hurry up and finish humping soon, 'cause poppa Bobby Joe is coming to pick us up and hunt some Mexicans!. I loooove to be a minuteman!. 

 [ "Minuteman" ]

1: A man who cums in under a minute: If a man does this, he is should get himself some fucking viagra.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1: So how did the sex with Jim go? 

 [ "Minuteman Tech" ]

1: The Best High School In MA

  * e.g.,  ... Person1: Dude i want to go to Minuteman Tech 

 [ "MinuteMan" ]

1: To delete the history when your friends come over, or when you let them borrow the computer

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1: Hey bro lets go to Danny's house! Friend 2: Yea fo sho Friend 2:Hey Danny what up breh, can I check my facebook? Danny:Yeah let me just do something... ok here you go Friend 2: Haha look his History isn't there Danny's such a Minuteman Friend 1:I bet he was looking at bestiality! 

 [ "Massachusetts Minuteman" ]

1: Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.

  * e.g.,  ... Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!" Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!" 

 [ "Minuteman" ]

1: A vigilante-like organization (Formally called "The Minuteman project") formed by and for the people on the south of the continental US, they advocate for law enforcement and will usually deal with illegal aliens in ways delusional men children/liberals and illegal aliens would consider illegal. They usually patrol the southern border to search for illegal aliens while the people who are actually paid to do so won't do their job. In addition to that they count with the support of important figures such as California's ex governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

  * e.g.,  ... The Minutemen actually care for their country and abiding the laws . The Minuteman that monitored the border with a drone and then called the authorities upon sight of an illegal alien is a decent citizen. People from all ages, genders and demographics support the Minutemen even when illegal aliens and mexi-can't assholes do wish them death (or actually threaten them). La eMe members , The new mexican mafia members , MS13 members, Azusa 13 members , liberals, men children and regular mexi-can't assholes strongly oppose to the Minutemen's practices.