" cannoneer "

 [ "cannonize" ]

1: the use of water cannon against people, usually in order to disband riotous crowds - or peaceful political demonstrations

  * e.g.,  ... It looked like a harmless bit of student civil disobedience, but some overzealous crowd controller gave the order to cannonize them. 

 [ "Cannon" ]

1: A musical instrument used in Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

  * e.g.,  ... That cannon must be an instrument! 

 [ "The cannons" ]

1: The art of farting whilst having diarreha on the toilet. The result is a shit coated toilet and a brown ass. The thudding sound it makes sounds like a cannon

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Man I had the worst shit ever today after that kebab Person 2: Count your self lucky, I had the cannons after eating at that new Mexican place Person 1: Ahhh gross man, bet the girlfriend had a good time cleaning that 

 [ "The Cannon" ]

1: A powerful and unstoppable foosball move that both amazes and astounds the competition.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yo Mags, if you keep using the cannon, I'm quitting and going back to the kegger." Guy #1: "Man, your cannon is unstoppable." 

 [ "cannon" ]

1: meaning that it is 'of the story' or something that could/did ACTUALLY happen in a story, used by fans and fanfictioners

  * e.g.,  ... Izzi: Gosh, Marrie, you really like the Harry and Ginny pairing for Harry Potter... 

 [ "a cannon" ]

1: someone you don't want to think is hot, but do

  * e.g.,  ... "damn he a cannon" 

 [ "cannon" ]

1: In Philadelphia this term is used to describe a violent or reckless person.

  * e.g.,  ... That youngan is a cannon. 

 [ "Cannon" ]

1: Piece of garbage that fucked the trebuchet ruining my life

  * e.g.,  ... Fuck cannons! 

 [ "cannon" ]

1: An artillery piece, or something of that nature. I'm only writing this because I'm perturbed that the top definition for "cannon" is a misspelling of "canon." Are people really that stupid? I believe the answer is yes.

  * e.g.,  ... Canon is a totally different word than cannon. 

 [ "Cannon" ]

1: A Person that is a very funny person, a rare name given by some, and those who possess it, will be remembered by all. A all in all nice guy, powns at games, and a great lover to all women.

  * e.g.,  ... Jeffrey: dang i wish my name was cannon, mine is soo plain and original. Sally: Yeaa, i wish your name was cannon as well.