" rifleman "

 [ "rifleman" ]

1: this is what spellcheck always wants roflmao to be. so in order to not trip up spellcheck, RIFLEMAN!

  * e.g.,  ... A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. RIFLEMAN 

 [ "rifleman" ]

1: when you use your "arm" and not your "hand" to stabilize your "erect" penis when you pee

  * e.g.,  ... "1"\\ bro you just got your hand cut off how you gonna pee. 

 [ "Rifleman" ]

1: A strong whisky drink created in Laramie, WY, using only Pendleton Whisky. Pour 3-4oz (or more) Pendleton over rocks in a rocks glass. Top off with unsweetened iced tea, light splash of lemonade and squeeze of lemon. Shake. Drink. Punch anyone that calls it a Arnold Palmer in the face. Drink another.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy has had 3 Riflemans and has lost the ability to form sentences. 

 [ "Riflemans Sleeping Tablet" ]

1: The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....

  * e.g.,  ... I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch 

 [ "rifleman" ]

1: When you pull out during sex and shoot your nut twice on her or his chest and once on rhe head or face

  * e.g.,  ... Last night i gave her the ole rifleman