" midgets "

 [ "midgets" ]

1: group of suburban white women trying to be hip

  * e.g.,  ... Excuse me, but have you seen my midgets 

 [ "Midgetal" ]

1: a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.

  * e.g.,  ... A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall. 

 [ "Midgetal" ]

2: Also can be used for determining distance

 [ "Midgetness" ]

1: Derived from the word "Midget", which means a short person.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Dude, did you see the new kid? He's super short! 

 [ "Midgetness" ]

2: The qualities of being a midget is called "midgetness".

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 2: I know! He's full of midgetness 

 [ "Midgetized" ]

1: When your Dick gets as small as you've ever seen it get. usually after getting out of cold water.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, after that lap around the pool i think i'm midgetized 

 [ "midget" ]

1: Crowded elevators smell different to these people

  * e.g.,  ... Crowded elevators, believe me 

 [ "midget" ]

1: mid grade marijuana

  * e.g.,  ... Yo you know where I can get any midget? 

 [ "Midget" ]

1: Pocket sized people for travel convience.

  * e.g.,  ... Please check your midget at the desk. 

 [ "midget" ]

1: 1) a person far below the range of normal height. Being extremely short but otherwise in proper proportion is not a medical diagnosis; the term "midget" is not a medical one. However, the broader term "short stature" (<5th percentile or under about 5'5" for men/5' for women) is used, but like "midget" is not a medical diagnosis unless it is due to hormonal problems.

  * e.g.,  ... This is what I think the height categories are (men): 

 [ "midget" ]

2: 2) (slang) a man 5'5" or shorter.

  * e.g.,  ... 5'1" or under Midget 

 [ "Midgeting" ]

1: To be a short person in action.

  * e.g.,  ... Frankie was midgeting about behind the drum set. 

 [ "midget" ]

1: a unit of measurement: equal to 3 feet and 65 lbs.

  * e.g.,  ... I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and 1/3midget or little people. It snowed almost 2 midgets in philadelphia last week. Instead of a ruler I use a midget