" manacled "

 [ "manacled" ]

1: a dramione fan fiction also known as the best book ever. it’s so good, better than the bible.

  * e.g.,  ... “hey have you read manacled?” 

 [ "manacle" ]

1: Penis, or the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.

  * e.g.,  ... I wasn't sure about having sex with him, but then I saw the size of his manacle and went for it! 

 [ "manacle" ]

1: A man / boyfriend that you can't get rid of.

  * e.g.,  ... Good thing Britney is divorcing K-fed, he's such a manacle. 

 [ "mind manacle" ]

1: A man or woman with whom a person falls in love, but is unresponsive to the pursuer's advances. Such a scenario can take months or years to forget.

  * e.g.,  ... I loved her so much that I was about to ditch the wife and kids for her, but she just wanted to be "friends." Now it is two years later, and I still can't get her out of my mind. She is a mind manacle. 

 [ "manacle" ]

1: A man who is shorter than average but has a fitt, muscled figure to balance his ridiculous height. No, it is most definitely not manlett, it is manacle.

  * e.g.,  ... That's a manacle. He's so short and muscled at the same time! 

 [ "manacle" ]

2: I feel bad for these tiny men, having to struggle through life. These men should either get their bodies extended artificially or should try taking growth pills. Hope it will help those unfortunate poor little creatures of a man.

 [ "Spanish manacles" ]

1: “Spanish manacles” are plates of food that are so very delicious, you just don’t want to get up from the table. You’re so unwilling to stop eating the food, that it’s as if you’re chained to the table in manacles (handcuffs).

  * e.g.,  ... The appetizers at that new restaurant are Spanish manacles for sure!