" malinger "

 [ "malinger" ]

1: A person who fakes an illness or injury to get out of work. Who is commonly know for screwing over his or her brothers so they have to work more overtime.

  * e.g.,  ... Member of the fire department who is malingering is also a load. I have to wax my car but to hell with riding a fire truck. 

 [ "malinger" ]

1: v.

  * e.g.,  ... Henry: Where is Joe today? I can't believe I'm stuck covering one of his classes. 

 [ "malinger" ]

2: to feign injury or illness in order to avoid one's occupational work

  * e.g.,  ... Eric: He's probably malingering... 

 [ "Malingering" ]

1: Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

  * e.g.,  ... Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack. 

 [ "Malingering" ]

1: To skulk with elevated malice (like the monster in “It Follows” or the principal of Aptos High)

  * e.g.,  ... Dr. Hanks-Sloan do be malingering in the parking lot today. 

 [ "Malinge" ]

1: The act of offering someone to suck your dick. It is a response to a unreasonable demand from a friend. Malinge -- > "Mere" + "Linge" , Hindi for "Want" + "Mine", generally referring to someone's dick.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Hey can you help me move on over the weekend. Guy 2: Malinge? 

 [ "malingerer" ]

1: An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

  * e.g.,  ... I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer. 

 [ "Malinge" ]

1: To bestow street cred upon a nerdy white boy/girl. This street cred cannot be contested, and remains valid until it is removed by the person it was given by.

  * e.g.,  ... That crazy white girl knows that my jacket looks like Jay Z's. She got malinge'd in front of the whole crew. 

 [ "Malingerer" ]

1: Someone who will do absolutely anything to get out of work. No shame is attached to any excuse, no matter how ridiculous.

  * e.g.,  ... An example of someone being a malingerer 

 [ "Malingerer" ]

2: Also known as 'Doing a Simon'!

  * e.g.,  ... "I won't be in today, after banging my arm on a door at work yesterday. The doctor said it's not broken, but the pain feels like my elbows been shattered. It's even worse than last year, when the elephant broke loose from the circus and attacked me with his trunk. 

 [ "Malingerer" ]

1: Someone who has a habit of lurking (be lingering around for no reason) maliciously.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, why is she standing here with her mouth open and not contributing to the conversation, she is such a malingerer.